VS嵐 01.28.10 Translation
Another one for Puffy. Look forward to the subbed version soon! ^_^
Announcer: Tonight on VSArashi
Summers is competing for the first time.
And "plus one" guest, Bando Eiji, goes running wild.
Arashi gets bewildered.
And also, Sakurai has an important announcement.
Sho: Well, right now I'd like to read a postcard.
Jun: Postcard?
Aiba: What? What? What do you mean?
Sho: Congratulations on advancing to prime time.
Everyone: Thank you.
Sho: But, Arashi's record is rather disappointing
Text: After moving to a prime time regular show 2 wins 6 losses
Sho: And regrettably, I can't feel your motivation.
How about trying to revive the previously done MDA?
Pen name, I love Aiba-chan, a 34 year old housewife
Aiba: Thank you, thank you.
Sho: This is what came. "Regrettably, I can't feel your motivation."
Jun: That's not true, right?
Sho: The MDA that we did before,
Text: This program was aired in the local Kantou from April 2008 to September 2009.
Sho: We should revive this, like a falling punishment game for people with bad results.
Announcer: Most Dame Arashi, or MDA, this was one year nine months ago at the beginning of the start of the program.
Out of Arashi, the five members would personally chose the number one "useless member".
And the one who was chosen the "useless member"...
Jun: This is really scary!
Narrator: This terrifying game will be revived for Golden!
Nino: Ee~h, I don't want to.
Jun: Arguing with each other isn't particularly a good thing though, for sure.
Aiba: And moreover, it's in the same team.
Nino: It'll make a strained atmosphere.
Sho: I'm sorry, but the set has already been made. From today, MDA has been revived.
Well, if we win, it's an excuse.
If we win, we don't have to do it.
So since it has been started today, Ohno-san, will you tell everyone once again what MDA stands for and we'll start from here?
Because there are many people who don't know about it.
M
Ohno: Magnum.
Sho: Oh! Magnum. D.
Ohno: Direct.
Jun and Sho: Magnum Direct.
Sho: And A.
Ohno: Amethyst.
Nino: Let's go.
Jun: What is amethyst?
Ohno: I don't know either. I'm really sorry.
Text: Amethyst is a purple colored jewel.
Sho: Now, let's call out today's competitors. Here they are!
Today's guests are the "Kazura" movie team, led by Summers-san. Please treat us favorably.
Jun: Wow. You're really popular.
Mimura: It's exactly like if you thought you were "away", it suddenly changed into "home".
Sho: The audience members are great.
Mimura: They're great. Everyone is smart.
Sho: Their reaction is quick.
This time is a movie.
Mimura: Yes, that's right. It was something we made a mistake to film.
Sho: What kind of movie is it?
Mimura: My role is someone's who's thinning on top, and there is a co-star who is also balding…
And that person sort of falls in love. This is his love interest. Ashina-chan.
And in the end, this movie is about how love might be produced.
This is a very easy-to-watch, less than 100 minute movie.
Sho and Nino: So, it was a problem of time.
Jun: It’s kinda refreshing to see the two of you appear together.
Ootake: Yeah… To which one?
Everyone: The movie, the movie.
Mimura: We were just talking about the movie now.
Ootake: Not VSArashi-chan?
Mimura: VSArashi-chan? There are two in there! Two!
Nino: You’re mixing them up. You can’t do that.
Sho: Today, the members gathered here are truly splendid actors.
Mimura: I think you can expect Sakai-san to do well today.
Ootake: Because today his antenna are standing up strongly.
Text: Antenna?
Sho: Are those antenna?
Ootake: They’re standing straight up.
Sho: Now, we will introduce the “plus one” guest who will be competing together with us today. Here they are!
Today’s plus one guest is Bando Eiji-san! Please treat us well.
Mimura: Oh! Isn’t this a chance?!
Ootake: If it’s Bando-san, then we’ll have a chance.
Bando: Just what are you talking about?
With Arashi, I was thinking we could form Bando Japan.
Sho: Did we just get caught up in this?
Jun: Wait, wait.
Bando: Yes?
Jun: Bando-san, what is this?
Text: Brought Arashi’s profile
Bando: Well, um, I thought it would be bad to mistaken your names.
Ootake: Do you remember them properly?
Bando: No, from now… that’s why…
Everyone: From now?
Bando: I’ve seen Sakurai-kun.
Sho: Thank you. The only members you remember are…
Bando: I know Ohno-kun.
As for why, my family are great fans of his and after this is over, they asked me to “take him home”.
Everyone: Okay, then today…
Text: Bando Japan
Nino: The first stage is Falling Pipes!
And now, we’ll explain the rules.
For this game, two teams are split into attacker and protector.
First, the offensive team stands by in the pipe catch zone.
Two of the four pipes will fall and the same time and they will try to catch them.
They will get points according to the section caught. In addition, if they catch both, they will get a 50 point bonus.
But, which pipes and at what timing they fall will be decided by the other team. So this is a game where tactics and reflexes are important.
Announcer: And now, the confrontation between Team Kazura VS Team Arashi will begin with the first stage of Falling Pipes.
First, Mimura-san from the Kazura Team will be the pipe catcher.
Mimura: Okay!
Announcer: The pipe chooser is Aiba-kun from Team Arashi.
Aiba: Okay!
Announcer: Mimura-san.
Mimura: Yes.
Announcer: It seems your family was quite excited when it was decided that you would appear on VSArashi.
Mimura: Pretty much, when I showed them my schedule, everyone’s reaction was “oh”, but when they saw VSArashi, it was “Whoa!”
It was like “Good going Dad!”
My daughter in elementary school sixth grade was extremely excited.
Matsumoto: You’ve gotta show them your good side!
Mimura: I can’t humiliate myself.
Imori: Do your best!
Announcer: Then, Aiba-kun.
Aiba: Yes!
Announcer: Please select two falling pipes.
Aiba: Got it!
Nino: Maybe he can’t read Aiba-san.
Imori: Catch them!
Mimura: 1 and 2
Aiba: You know, I was born in December.
Mimura: Born in December?
Aiba: On December 24th.
Sho: It’s a hint with too many puzzles.
This is Aiba-kun’s charm.
Nino: It’s the best charm.
Mimura: For December 24th, that date has three of them in it.
Announcer: Please tell us when you have decided.
Mimura: Who?
Aiba: Me.
Nino: He’s about to lose his cool!
Ootake: That guy definitely can’t do it!
Mimura: This place is unexpectedly high,
And, uh, you know, your speaking becomes impaired.
Aiba: I’m done.
Announcer: You’ve decided?
Aiba: I’m done.
Announcer: Now, changes can no longer be made. The pipe choice has been completed.
Then, Mimura-san, right now, what numbers do you predict?
Mimura: Uh, well, Aiba-kun seems like a nice person,
So he probably thought “Ah, Mimura’s pretty hopeless up there” and so I feel like 1 or 4, or somewhere close will come.
Over here.
Ootake: Is that gonna be okay?
Jun: Is it okay not to crouch?
Mimura: Yeah, I’ll crouch.
If Matsujun is saying that, then…
Crouching… When I crouch, I feel a little depressed though.
Nino: As for that, please keep your emotions up by yourself.
Imori: Is this going to be okay?
Announcer: Kazura Team. How many points will they be able to get first? Sakai-san.
Sakai: Yes?
Announcer: Please say something to encourage Mimura-san.
Sakai: Do your best.
Mimura: Tiny! Your voice is tiny!
Imori: Project! Project!
Announcer: Well then, Mimura-san, are you ready?
Mimura: Yes.
Announcer: Then, let’s begin. Falling Pipe start!
Aiba: Mimura-san. I really like you. And I really like your criticizing jokes,
Mimura: Really?
Aiba: So I kind of want you to criticize something.
Mimura: Something?
Imori: Look! Look!
Announcer: He could only catch one pipe!
Mimura Masakazu barely caught 5 points with his right hand!
Clearly, he looked away!
Mimura: That right then was unfair! I was searching really hard for a good thing to criticize.
I was looking up the whole time, but I thought if I criticized something here, Aiba-kun won’t be able to see it…
Gree - green! Blue! Green! Blue! was the criticism I'd thought of.
Announcer: Now, the next Falling Pipe confrontation is Arashi Team’s Matsumoto-kun catching pipes and Kazura Team’s Ootake-san choosing the pipes.
Matsumoto-kun.
Jun: Yes.
Announcer: Aiba-kun was able to hold your rivals back to 5 points.
Jun: That was a nice play.
Announcer: If you can catch over 10 points, you’ll take the lead. Your confidence?
Jun: Honestly, it’ll be piece of cake.
Nino: Wait, excuse me.
Text: Boiled egg!?
Nino: We’re in the middle of filming.
Everyone: Bando-san, what are you doing?
Jun: Bando-san?
Mimura: Salt too!
Bando: Hide it. Sorry, sorry, go ahead.
Nino: We’ll do it, but…
Imori: It would make you curious, right?
Bando: You wanna eat one?
Imori: No! I don’t need it! I don’t need it!
Sho: It just turned into a family reunion here.
Jun: You’re not going to watch at all?
Mimura: Normally, if you’re on the same team, you’ll watch, right?
Bando: Watch what? I’m leaving it up to him. I’m leaving it up to him.
Nino: Why did your voice get quieter?
Jun-kun, it seems he’s left it up to you, so let him eat his boiled eggs.
Jun: I’ll do my best.
At first, can you just watch me when I start?
Bando: Aiba-kun did a great job.
Text: Completely ignoring
Jun: There’s no way. He won’t look at all.
He won’t look at all.
Announcer: Alright. Ootake-san, please choose two falling pipes.
Ootake: Is that so?
Imori: Make it so he can’t tell your hand movements!
Mimura: That’s right.
Ootake: Wait a second, he’s really looking at me!
Strangely, it feels good.
Give me a minute.
Imori: Do it so he can’t tell!
Ootake: This is it.
Announcer: Please tell us when you’ve decided.
Ootake: I’ve decided.
Jun: 2, 4
Announcer: The pipe choice has been completed. Matsumoto-kun, 2 and 4.
Jun: Just then, I said 1, 3, and I wondered how worried he would be…
Ootake: You said 1, 3?
Mimura: You remember.
Jun: But I can go for any of them.
Nino: It’s 5 points, so getting 10 points would be a reversal. Jun-kun. Jun: Eh?
Nino: Getting 10 points… I’m sorry. It stinks like egg here.
Bando: I’ll come back after I eat. Do your best, Matsujun.
Everyone: Where are you going?!
Sho: Please sit down. That was really surprising!
Jun: Crap. This is gonna be really hard to do.
Announcer: Matsumoto-kun, is it safe to say that you don't think you'll stand up to everyone's expectations?
Imori: Don’t catch it!
Jun: Un~ I’ll try to catch any of them.
Sho: It’s a full attack.
Announcer: Can Team Arashi take the lead? Falling Pipe start!
Ootake: Matsujun.
Jun: Yes?
Ootake: How are you?
Bando: What kind of conversation is this?
Ootake: Just what have you been doing?
Mimura: You aren’t concentrating, are you?
Ootake: Um, what is your favorite side dish?
Jun: Side dish?
Ootake: Mimura-san, please tell a joke to Matsujun.
Jun: Recently, I like fried chicken.
Announcer: Double catch! A 10 point, 50 point double catch.
The double catch bonus will be added. Matsumoto Jun’s total is 110 points.
Nino: You’re too cool!
Announcer: Team Arashi already claimed a 105 point lead!
Bando: Yay! Yay!
Jun: T-t- (Bando: Why?) thank you very much.
Is this for doing my part?
Bando: You can have it.
Jun: The second stage is Giant Crush.
I’ll explain the rules now.
This is a game played where each team rotates.
By selecting and then pressing the down button, the blocks holding up Macho-kun will be lowered one at a time.
For each one block lowered, you get 20 points. Each challenging time is one minute and up until three blocks.
However, because the team that knocks Macho-kun over will give their opponents an additional 100 points, they will have to be careful.
Sho: So, let’s open today’s giant!
Today’s Macho-kun is a Bando Eiji model.
Bando: I wonder if there’s a way I can receive that egg as a commemoration?
Sho: If you don’t crush it, then you might be able to take it home.
Bando: That’s right.
Jun: It’s amazing. The shell is falling.
Sho: Also something to be careful about is the chair back there.
Just how is the balance being maintained?
Someone: He’s sitting on a chair?
Announcer: In 120 seconds, see how Bando Eiji goes wild in the Giant Crash!
Second stage Giant Crash.
Team Arashi has already claimed the lead by 105 points, but because they can get 100 points from Giant Crash, Team Kazura still has plenty of a chance.
Mimura: We're definitely going to do our best.
Announcer: Mimura-san.
Mimura: Yes.
Announcer: That is to say, on the contrary, if Team Kazura knocks it over here, it will become very difficult.
Mimura: Don't say "on the contrary"!
Ootake: We know that already.
Announcer: At the moment, there are 64 blocks raised, but before the competition begins, we'll narrow it down.
Ootake: Ah, I see. Good idea.
Announcer: Blocks down.
Mimura: That figures.
Ootake: It went down this much?
Announcer: There are 16 blocks left out of 64. From this situation, the game will start. Let's begin.
Team Kazura's Giant Crash start.
The one minute countdown has started.
At the most, they can put down three blocks. What is the first number?
Ootake: What number?
Mimura: Me right? Uh, something 4? Some color's 4?
Imori: Isn't that yellow?
Ootake: Eh? Red 4? There's red and pink?
Announcer: Red, yellow, green, and blue are the four colors.
Mimura: I wonder if this would be called red? Ah, yel-
Announcer: The one that appears orange is yellow.
Mimura: I think we can go for Yellow 4.
Imori: It looks like it.
Ootake: Yellow 4 is this one?
Announcer: There isn't time. At the most, you can choose three.
Ootake: 4! 4, Yellow 4.
Announcer: They've selected Yellow 4.
Mimura: Blue 13, Blue 13!
Someone: Down!
Announcer: You have 20 seconds left. Safe!
Ryuji and Mimura: Blue 13!
Announcer: Blue 13 down!
Ootake: Here goes Blue 13!
Someone: One more!
Announcer: Safe! There's no time left.
Mimura: Red 12!
Announcer: Red 12 down.
Just barely in time, safe! Team Kazura chose three blocks for 60 points.
Challenger exchange. Next, Team Arashi's Giant Crash start.
Nino: There's really nothing holding up the chair.
Jun: Yeah, nothing. Yellow 7.
Sho: Yellow 7.
Announcer: There are 13 blocks left. What number will be first?
Sho: Yellow 7?
Nino: We said Yellow 7.
Sho?: It's okay?
Jun: Seems like it'll work.
Ohno: You think we could go for the chair?
Sho: Somehow, you all seem really calm.
Where's the excitement? It's okay?
Nino: Yellow 7!
Sho: Okay, Yellow 7.
Announcer: Yellow 7 selected. Down!
There it went. Safe!
Now, it's down to the last 30 seconds.
Nino: Blue 14.
Sho: Blue 14, I'm pressing it.
Announcer: Blue 14 selected, down!
Somehow it's okay. Safe!
Aiba and Ohno: Green.
Jun: Green, Green 6.
Announcer: Team Arashi has one block left.
Aiba: 3's also okay.
Bando: Ah, Green 3.
Announcer: 10 seconds left.
Bando: Green 3.
Sho: Bando-san, Green 3.
Announcer: Green 3 selected. Down!
The block Bando-san chose, safe!
Team Arashi also got three blocks for 60 points.
We're entering the second round. Team Kazura's Giant Crash start!
Ootake: Green 9, where the feet are.
Mimura: You want to go for the feet?
Ootake: 9, Green 9.
Mimura: Isn't 5 better?
Ootake: 5? 9? Which one?
Announcer: Which number?
Ootake: Then 5, Green 5.
Announcer: Green 5 selected, down.
Ryuji: Ah, it was completely fine.
Announcer: Safe!
There are nine blocks left now. Team Kazura can put down two more blocks.
Ootake?: Yellow- which one?
Announcer: Now we're coming up on the last 30 seconds.
Ootake: Should we try Yellow 12?
Mimura: Our strategy now is to stop here.
Ootake and Imori: Eh?
Mimura: And leave it to the next group.
Nino: There's no time, no time.
Announcer: Team Kazura wants to win no matter what.
Ootake: How about 6?
Sakai: There are many here, so we shouldn't...
Mimura: Listen to Sakai-san's opinion.
Jun: You don't have time!
Announcer: Sakai-san is getting aggressive.
Sakai: Because there are many places where it won't be knocked over, we should leave behind some and pass it over to them.
Ootake: Pass?
Announcer: There isn't any time left.
Imori: Hurry, hurry!
Ootake: Then pass, right?
Mimura: We want to leave it to them.
Ootake: Pass!
Announcer: Oh! Team Kazura has elected to pass here.
Imori: You passed?!
Announcer: Was there ever an approach like this before? Here they passed.
Imori: Won't the next time be pretty bad?
Announcer: The remaining blocks are still those nine. Team Arashi's Giant Crash start.
Nino: Green 9.
Bando: Okay, 7 will support it.
Sho: I pressed Green 9.
Jun: 9.
Announcer: Green 9 selected, down.
Ohno?: It'll definitely work.
Announcer: Safe!
Jun: Should we go for Blue?
Announcer: There are 8 blocks left.
Bando: Either Blue 15 or 10.
Ohno: Blue 15.
Announcer: Team Arashi can still go.
Sho: Blue 15.
Bando: 15, yes.
Sho: Here I go.
Announcer: One block is 20 points. Blue 15 selected, down!
Safe!
They have less than 30 seconds left.
Jun: Yellow 12!
Bando?: Yellow 12?
Sho: Red 11?
Mimura: We wanted that!
Imori: Don't do there!
Bando: Red 11?
Jun: 12.
Aiba: We could also do Red 11.
Sho: What do you want to do with Red 11?
Announcer: Coming up on the last 10 seconds.
Jun: We can't do Red 11!
Nino: Yellow 12.
Announcer: What are you going to do?
Sho: Going for Yellow 12.
Announcer: Yellow 12 selected, down! Sakurai-kun pressed it!
Safe!
Team Arashi got three blocks for 60 points. Next, Team Kazura's Giant Crash start!
Text: Fell in a hurry
Nino: What're you in a hurry for?
Ootake: Red- how about Red 11?
Ryuji: No, Red is pretty…
Mimura: Why'd I just fall normally?
Ryuji: Try for 10?
Announcer: There are six blocks left.
Ootake: We're going for 7, Green 7.
Announcer: They've chosen Green 7. (Ryuji: Really?!)
Mimura: No! This Yellow 3, do Yellow 3.
Announcer: Are you going to switch?
Ootake: We'll do Yellow 3!
Announcer: Yellow 3. I see. Yellow 3 selected.
Ootake: Here I go!
Announcer: Down!
Ootake: Isn't it kind of dangerous?
Announcer: Safe!
Everyone: 10, 10!
Announcer: There are five blocks left.
Ootake: Let's go for it!
Jun: Don't do it! Don't do it!
Ootake: Blue 10!
Announcer: Blue 10 selected. Down!
How is it? It's okay!
It's shaking. It's shaking, but it's alright! Safe!
Sakai: Pass! Pass! Pass!
Mimura: That's enough!
Ootake: Let's do one more!
Mimura: It was shaking!
Announcer: There's no time left. What do you want to do?
Ootake: We can do 11!
Announcer: What will you do?
Ootake: You wanna try 8? If they don’t miss, we're gonna lose!
Announcer: There's no time! Time's up! Time's up.
Challenger exchange.
Ryuji and Imori: This is bad!
Sakai: No, it's okay.
Announcer: Team Kazura's time ran out. There are four blocks left.
If they can endure, Team Arashi will have a big chance.
Will a miracle happen? Or will it be a Giant Crash?
Team Arashi's Giant Crash start!
There are four blocks left. Red 8 and 11, Green 7 and 9.
Nino: It's gotta be either 8 or 11.
Announcer: If they can put one down, they will be able to pass.
Jun: Green… You don't think Green 7 is possible?
Nino: I think Green 7 is impossible.
Bando: 9 can hold it up.
Nino: No, that…
Sho: I think maybe 8.
Announcer: With one block of Team Kazura, Macho-kun swayed.
Aiba: 11?
Nino: Shouldn't it be 11?
Announcer: Macho-kun Bando Eiji Version.
Bando: Go Matsujun! Jun-chan, 11 or 8, which one?
Announcer: As Bando-san is on Team Arashi, they don't want to crash it.
Jun: If you want to take something out, shouldn't it be 8? Don't you think the right leg is heavier?
Announcer: Will a miracle happen? There is under 30 seconds left!
Aiba: How about 11?
Bando: Yeah, 11.
Aiba: What do you think, Bando-san?
Jun: But isn't the right leg pretty heavy?
Announcer: At the very least, you must put down one block. What number?
Sho: Bando-san, please decide.
Bando: I don’t want to!
Nino: Hurry!
Aiba: Push one!
Announcer: There’s no time!
Bando: Okay then, here I go!
Nino: Okay!
Bando: 11!
Announcer: Red 11 selected. Down!
Safe!
Everyone: Great!
Announcer: Gambler Bando Eiji cleared beautifully!
There are three blocks left.
Ootake-san’s hunch was right!
Here we go. Team Kazura’s Giant Crash start!
Mimura: Should we leave 9? Get rid of it?
Ootake: Let’s remove 9!
Mimura: With this balance? Shouldn’t it be 7?
Announcer: Will they make a miracle happen? Or will it be a Giant Crash?
Mimura: 7!
Imori: It’s leaning on 7!
Ootake: It’s leaning on it!
Ryuji: But if it’s gone, it might balance out.
Sakai: The salt…
Ootake: The salt part is heavy, so it should be 9.
Imori: The salt part is heavy!
Nino: The salt isn’t that heavy.
Ootake: The salt, the salt part is heavy, so 9!
Mimura: Get rid of 9.
Nino: It’s already been 30 seconds.
Announcer: Please decide. Green 9 selected.
Mimura: Here goes 9.
Announcer: Down! Well?!
Giant Crash!
Bando: It’s my egg! My egg!
Announcer: The boiled egg fell!
Bando: It’s mine.
Announcer: Team Kazura caused the crash!
100 points goes to Team Arashi!
Ootake: Our plan failed.
Sho: What was the pass part way through?
Mimura: That was Plan Sakai.
“There are still five easy to get rid of spots, so even if they get rid of three, there will still be two spots left…” dare-to-leave- it plan. That’s what you said.
Sakai: I said that but… *^@
Mimura: What are you saying?!
Ootake: The result is that we got cornered!
Sakai: It was that Red 11…
Sho: And so, the second stage Giant Crash is completed.
Jun: It widened, didn’t it?
Sho: Team Arashi has 350 points. Team Kazura 125 points.
Well, we’ve only just begun.
Mimura: We’re okay, right?
For everyone watching on TV, don’t look away until the end!
Sho: Third stage Bank Bowling!
Now, we’ll explain the rules.
From the raised platform, roll the ball toward the bank and it will do a U-turn to knock over the pins in the star shape for points.
Each team will have 1 frame of two throws.
There are 66 pins all together. The white pins are 3 points, the blue 10 points, and the red pin at the center of the star is 100 points. If they are all knocked over, you can get 365 points.
Announcer: Third stage Bank Bowling.
Bowling first is Team Kazura, first frame is Imori Miyuki-san.
The point difference is 225 points. But 365 points at the most can be received so Team Kazura has more than enough of a chance.
But Mimura-san,
Mimura: Yes?
Announcer: On the contrary, if they can’t be knocked down here, it will be very tough for Team Kazura.
Mimura: Don’t say “on the contrary”!
Ootake: We know! The red is 100 points?
Sho: It’s 100 points. You’d definitely want to knock it over.
Ootake: Yeah, that’s right.
Mimura: Relax, relax.
Imori: Relax… Eh?!
Mimura: Remember when you go for an audition.
Imori: What is that?
Mimura: Hey! The person I want to criticize is different...
Ootake: I thought because I had this…
Isn’t this a good thing? Can't I add one more?
Sho: Is that supposed to be a handicap?
Ootake: Well, that’s what it’s become.
Nino: But, you know…
Aiba: The place you put it is the problem.
Nino: That’s right. Where do you want to put it?
Ohno: This is the first time I’ve seen this.
Sho: Yeah.
Ootake: How’s that?
Imori: Good.
Ootake: Wouldn’t in a line be better?
Jun: Eh? Are you going to put it down already for the first throw?
Ootake: Oh! So see the chances after 1 time?
Nino: That way would be better.
Ootake: That’s right! Is it okay to do that?
Sho: Got it. Then, let’s do that.
Announcer: To confirm, Team Arashi is okay with the handicap red pin?
Bando: It’s fine. What would we do with such a pitiful game?
Sho: The points are quite wide.
Text: The current point difference is 225.
Bando: If we did it like normal, it would be over right here.
Mimura: We’ll do whatever we have to to win!
Ootake: If we do something like this and win, we’ll be extremely happy.
Announcer: Team Kazura will save the red pin for the second throw. So, Imori-san,
Imori: Yes!
Announcer: It’s a big responsibility. What is your confidence for the first throw?
Imori: No matter what, I want to knock over the red pin!
Jun: If you don’t knock over the red pin, it’s gonna be pretty tough for you.
Imori: Don’t follow up with that!
Announcer: So will Imori-san be able to live up to everyone’s expectations? Here we go.
Imori: It’s an important responsibility, right?
Jun: Good luck!
Mimura: You can do it. You can do it.
Team Kazura Imori-san’s first throw!
Everyone: Imori, Imori, Imori.
Announcer: The "Imori call" is giving her a push. There it went! How is it?
Imori: It’s going!
Announcer: The ball is coming back from the bank! Well?
It was unable to get the head pin, but there is a domino effect.
Someone: What was that falling pattern?
Announcer: Points were collected from the center.
Bando: That was such an unreliable looking throw.
Imori: Did something get knock over?
Sho: Looks like about 80.
Announcer: Unfortunately, she was unable to hit the head pin.
Imori-san’s score is 75 points!
Team Kazura's second throw is Sakai Toshiya!
Announcer: This is the notable second throw. Because Team Kazura is losing by a large gap, there will be one handicap red pin.
Ootake: That’s right.
Announcer: Where will you place it?
Mimura: This is important, isn’t it?
Ootake: We can’t miss.
Mimura: Will you let me touch it at least once?!
It can’t be helped that I want to touch it.
Let me touch it once!
Let me feel the weight!
It’s as heavy as a real pin, huh?
Ootake: Where? Here? Here?
Mimura: Yeah.
Imori: In the middle.
Announcer: And so, Team Kazura has exchanged a white pin with the handicap red pin in the easiest to hit center position. The result…
Sakai-san, how confidence are you to knock them over?
Sakai: None…
Mimura: You can do it.
Sho: There are two pins too.
Announcer: Let’s begin. Team Kazura Sakai-san’s second frame!
Can Sakai-san live up to the expectations?
The red ball is coming right up the middle?!
The red pin placed in the center was knocked over!
There was only a bit until it would have hit the head pin, but…
However, the handicap red pin was knocked over. Sakai-san’s score is 175 points!
Imori: Great!
Sho: And now, this is Arashi’s first frame.
Nino: Definitely, if it’s not someone with good control…
Someone: Bando-san.
Bando: Me?
Nino: Bando-san, what did you used to do?
Bando: I told you I was a pitcher. A pitcher.
Nino: A pitcher? Was your control good?
Bando: We had 77 wins.
Mimura: That’s not really a number with a lot of impact.
Bando: That’s true.
Nino: You can do it.
Sho: Bando-san, over there please.
Announcer: Team Arashi’s first throw is Bando-san.
Crowd: Do your best!
Bando: Thank you!
Nino: His excitement is really high.
Sho: How's your confidence?
Bando: Well, I've never thrown a ball toward a mountain like that before.
Nino: But you have confidence in your control, right?
Bando: My control? I was a pitcher.
Nino: Ah, that's right. A pitcher.
Bando: But the problem is I don't really like having the fans this close.
Sho: They'll be cheering. They'll cheer you on.
Bando: Think about them cheering?
They're all my fans?
Everyone: Yes.
Bando: There's none for Arashi? Only my fans?
That's not right!
Nino: No, no.
Mimura: Well of course that's it. Of course.
Text: This is VSArashi.
Crowd: Do your best!
Aiba: He's excited! Come on!
Nino: You can do it!
Announcer: Can Bando-san live up to their expectations?
Here we go. Team Arashi Bando-san's first throw.
Jun: He threw it!
Nino: That's a good spot!
Announcer: There it goes! The ball is coming back from the bank!
They're falling, falling, falling!
He was unable to get the red pin, but he's earned quite a score! As we thought, Bando Eiji is strong at competitions.
Bando: Thank you!
Announcer: The score is 191 points!
Ootake: Amazing.
Announcer: Team Arashi's second frame is Ninomiya-kun!
Aiba: Do your best!
Announcer: Out of 66 pins, Bando-san knocked over 45 pins. There are 21 pins left.
The shape is a bit scattered, but where will you aim, Ninomiya-kun?
Nino: The red pin.
Jun: You know, if you hit the red pin with a lot of speed, it might get them all.
Mimura: Taking no account of the game, I'd like to see a spare.
Ootake: Wouldn't you need a lot of power?
Sho: And you'd want a lot of momentum.
Nino: I'd want a lot of momentum? Let's try it.
Ootake: Let's try.
Announcer: Here we go. Challenging Bank Bowling's first spare.
Nino: Power bowling.
Jun: Show us!
Announcer: Team Arashi Ninomiya-kun's second throw!
It went with a lot of power! It's coming back from the bank!
How is it?! The head pin?!
He wasn't able to knock it over!
Jun: So close!
Announcer: It was only a little off.
Three white pins were knocked over. The total is 9 points!
Bando: It was so close.
Sho: So, the third stage has ended. The situation hasn't really changed.
Text: Still a 175 point difference.
Mimura: What was that handicap then?
Sho: As of yet, the point difference is wide, but there are still more games to come.
Everyone: There's still more.
Mimura: How about if you win at Rock Paper Scissors at the end, you get 500 points?
Nino: There might be something like that.
Ohno: The fourth stage is Pinball Runner!
Now, we'll explain the rules.
This is a game where you are divided into a runner and a control tower.
The runner will run on a moving conveyer belt and rely on the directions from the supporter on the control tower to catch the falling balls.
Each ball is 20 points, but if you can catch the pink ball that will fall part way through, you will get 50 points.
Because the belt will speed up each time after catching two balls, please be careful.
Announcer: Losing Team Kazura will go first on Pinball Runner.
The runner is Sainei Ryuji. And in the control tower is the pair, Mimura-san and Ashina-san.
Sainei-san, this is an appearance with a lot of opportunity. How's your confidence?
Ryuji: Ah, well, the scores are separated quite a bit, on the contrary, there's a lot of pressure.
Mimura: Don't say "on the contrary"!
Sho: If you say "contrary", he reacts immediately.
Mimura: Um, on the contrary...
Sho: He used it!
Mimura: How many pink balls are going to fall?
Jun: Two balls.
Mimura: Two? For Team Kazura's case, how about something like three balls falling to make things more lively?
Ootake: You said something that sounds pretty good.
Mimura: From when I was a kid, I was the youngest, so I got by from getting various handicaps.
Sho: So it's a handicap, right?
Ootake: That's right. Please help us out.
Sho: Bando-san, what do you think of a handicap?
Bando: That sounds good. Make it a really heated fight.
Yes, it's fine, it's fine.
Sho: Bando-san has said it's okay, so let's increase the pink balls.
Announcer: So, only one extra ball has been added to fall especially for Team Kazura.
Sho: But because it's been increased, we'd really like you to catch the pink ones.
Mimura: The pink ones will be said by Ashina, so she'll say in a pretty voice "pink".
I'll give directions for the rest.
Ryuji: I understand.
Mimura: Ashina will say only the pink.
Ryuji: Okay.
Mimura: So you'll hear it, since a man's and woman's voice are completely different. Try practicing once.
Ashina: Pink!
Ryuji: Okay.
Bando: A number!
Imori: Say a number!
Ashina: Pink...
Mimura: If you see pink falling, then say "Pink 8" or something.
Ashina: Pink 8!
Eh? The pink balls are going to come down, right?
Mimura: Yes!
Ootake: Is this gonna be okay?
Mimura: What was Ohno-kun's explanation for?!
Ashina: I'm sorry.
Sho: Well, the command tower's directions are also important, but so is Sainei-san's reaction time.
Jun: Sainei-kun also has a lot of height.
Nino: That's true.
Ryuji: So it's quite important to keep your balance low and not run.
Sho: Well, yes. The point is that it depends on if you can react or not.
Jun: Sainei-kun, that's going to move too, you know.
Ryuji: Ah, I see! This is.
Sho: Just who understands this?!
Announcer: Team Kazura is full of insecurities! Find out what happens in 60 seconds!
Pinball Runner! First is the losing Team Kazura's challenge, but...
Ashina: The pink balls are going to come down, right?
Mimura: Yes!
Jun: Sainei-kun, that's going to move too, you know.
Ryuji: Ah, I see!
Sho: Just who understands this?!
Announcer: Team Kazura is full of insecurities! Just what will happen?
Alright, here we go. Pinball Runner start!
Mimura: Yellow!
Uh, 6! 7!
Announcer: The balls are coming down. The first one!
Mimura: 3! 3! 3! 4! 4! 4! 4!
Announcer: It was caught very well in the basket. The second one!
Perfect so far.
Mimura: 4- 5! 5! 5! 5! 5!
Announcer: The yellow balls aren't getting away!
Mimura: Next is 4! 4! 5! 5! 5! 5!
Announcer: Sainei Ryuji is giving a wonderful performance!
Here, two in a row!
Mimura: 3! 4! 4!
Announcer: He's adding up points very well.
Mimura: Next is 5!
Ashina: Pink! Pink! 6! 7! 7! 7! 7!
Announcer: How about the pink ball? The first one is coming. He got the pink!
Mimura: 5! 5!
Announcer: One after another, the ball's are interestingly going into the basket.
Mimura: 7! 7! 7! 7! 7!
Announcer: It seems like a high score can be expected!
Ashina: Pink! Pink! 8! 9! 9! 10!
Announcer: How about the second pink one?!
This one was impossible!
Mimura: 5! 5!
The second pink one escaped. But he got another yellow ball!
Mimura: You can do it! You can do it! 4! 4! 4! 4!
The basket is gradually becoming heavier. It must be tough! It's tough for Sainei!
Mimura: 6! 6! 6!
Ashina: 8! 8! 9! 9!
And so, he couldn't get the third pink one!
Mimura: 6! 6! 6! 6!
Announcer: 10 seconds left! There's no choice now but to fight for the yellow balls!
Mimura: 6! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5!
Announcer: How many points can he get?!
Mimura: 5! 5!
Announcer: It went in! As the last ball fell in, it's over!
Everyone: Amazing!
Announcer: I believe the basket has become quite heavy. Sainei-san's score is 290 points!
Sho: Amazing! You're really good at this!
Ryuji: Really?
Announcer: Next is Team Arashi with Ohno-kun as runner! And in the control tower is Bando-san and Sakurai-kun pair.
Ohno-kun,
Ohno: Yes?
Announcer: How's your confidence?
Ohno: Well, I've done this a lot, up until now.
Sho: You have.
Ohno: So, I've got a surprisingly good feeling about this.
Sho: But, Ohno-san, according to the information...
There was talk that you're a bit sleepy, right?
Jun: Ohno-san! This is on-air now!
Nino: What does that mean?
Mimura: This is an important part.
Ohno: It's important, but I'm sleepy.
Bando: Wait a minute! This is the most important part.
Ohno: Yeah...
Bando: Move like "pi"!
Ohno: Like "pi"...
Bando: We're counting on you.
You really do seem sleepy.
Sho: But he's a man who will do it.
Announcer: Sakurai-kun.
Sho: Yes?
Announcer: The control tower's strategy is quite important.
Sho: Yes, it is. Recently, the main theme has been to split who says the pink and yellow balls.
Ohno-san, which way would be easier for you to get them?
Ohno: Ah, but isn't dividing better?
Sho: Who should say the pink balls?
Bando: Let me say them.
Mimura: Why was is said cutely?
Sho: But Bando-san, your voice will reach further.
Bando: So Sakurai-kun should say pink and I'll say the rest.
Nino: That way, Bando-san will have more directions.
Ootake: There will be more.
Sho: Then yellow will be Bando-san. And I'll say pink.
Bando: Got it.
Jun: Can your voice win over Bando-san's volume?
Sho: Pink 6!
Announcer: Can Ohno-kun live up to the expectations?
Here we go. Pinball Runner start!
The belt has started to move.
Bando: 6! Ah, no, 4!
Announcer: The first yellow ball is... Oh!
Bando: Ah... Stay there!
Announcer: They missed out on catching that just now.
Bando: Ah!
Announcer: They finally got a second.
Nino: He's not saying anything!
Jun: Bando-san, say something!
Nino: What? Why?!
Announcer: The current score is 40 points.
Bando: 8! 8!
Nino: Why?!
Bando: Stay there... wait.
Announcer: There are hardly any directions from Bando Eiji!
Bando: 8!
Announcer: By no means are the balls coming in to the basket like they thought.
Nino: They're falling all over the place!
Bando: There!
Announcer: How about it?! Moving the basket just then somehow got a third ball.
Sho: Pink 8! Pink 8! Pink 8!
Bando: 7! 7! 7! 7! 7!
Announcer: They are still at 60 points.
Bando: 7!
Announcer: Now 80 points.
Bando: 7!
Announer: It became 100 points.
Bando: 7! 7! 7! 7!
Announcer: The belt has sped up more. Two in a row fell in!
Sho: Pink 3! Pink 3! Fast! Fast! Too fast!
Announcer: And now, pink has come! Oh! It fell in the blink of an eye!
Bando: 6! 6! 6! 6! 6! 6!
Announcer: But he got another yellow ball anyway! 10 seconds left!
Bando: 8! 8! 8! 8!
Announcer: They aren't catching like they thought they would.
Bando: 6! 6! 6! 6! 6!
Announcer: But here, two in a row!
Bando: Stay there!
Announcer: At the end, they fought! They earned it at the end! That's it!
Imori: At the beginning, I was thinking "What happened?".
Announcer: Ohno-kun's score was 11 balls for 220 points!
Mimura?: Bando-san, did you say anything?
Nino: Bando-san, I couldn't hear your directions for the first 20 seconds.
Ootake: You didn't say anything the first half, right?
Sho: The first 20 seconds, he just repeated "Almost! Almost!" and "There! There!".
Ohno: I thought I couldn't hear it because I was sleepy.
Jun: The result is a 105 (point difference). That's why Mimura-san's voice at the very beginning was really resounding.
Ootake: It really is a 105 point difference.
Mimura: But you definitely can't tell with this.
Sho: Just what'll happen...
Mimura: Even Arashi will be shocked by the development.
Announcer: 90 seconds later. Arashi will be shocked?! Could it be the revival of MDA?!
Aiba: The final stage is Rolling Coin Tower!
And now, we'll explain the rules!
This is a game that is 2 on 2.
On a revolving table, each person will take a turn to stack coins.
Within your area, you must stack three coins one at a time.
The three coin types are 3 points, 5 points, and 10 points.
The team that knocks it over loses, and the winning team will get an extra 100 point bonus.
Announcer: At last, we have reached the final stage. Rolling Coin Tower.
From Team Arashi, we have Bando-san and Aiba-kun.
And from Team Kazura, the Ootake-san, Ashina-san pair will challenge this.
Ootake: Okay, let's do this!
Announcer: The point difference is 105. Team Kazura must stack 6 more points than Team Arashi and win by not knock over the tower, to get a come from behind win.
Ootake: So that's how it is?
Mimura: But there's a possibility?
Sho: It would be best to stack as many of the 10's as possible.
And really, you'll want to stack all of these without knocking it over.
Jun: But if Bando-san and Aiba-kun, our team, knock it over, that will mean MDA.
Ohno: Ah, that's right.
Aiba: No matter what, Bando-san, we want you to not knock it over.
Bando-san, I'll attack. I'll stagger it quite a bit.
Bando: I've got a rather timid spot. Especially here.
Aiba: You'll protect it?
Bando: I'll pr- protect it.
Nino: Where did you used to defend?
Bando: I was a pitcher!
Ootake: I understand.
Announcer: Ootake-san.
Ootake: Yes, yes.
Announcer: Are you confident?
Ootake: Yes!
Nino: Are you good at this?
Ootake: Un.
Mimura: Out of Summers, Ootake-san is the best at this.
Nino and Aiba: There's only two of you.
Sho: The competition will be decided here, so please do your best.
Announcer: This is a fight between pressures.
In the end, who will control VSArashi tonight?
Here we go. Rolling Coin Tower start!
Jun: Let's go, Bando-san.
Announcer: The table has begun to turn. Oh! Left hand, right hand, left hand. Bando Eiji clears!
Next Ootake-san gets 30 points.
The losing Team Kazura has no choice but to place 10 point coins.
Aiba-kun has staggered it!
30 points.
And Ashina-san also gets 30 points.
We've entered the second round.
Jun: It's going pretty fast.
Announcer: Bando Eiji, right hand, right hand, left hand. 30 points.
Mimura: It's slanting strangely. Get it back! Get it back!
Announcer: Can they restore the balance? Ootake-san clears.
Aiba: It's shaking.
Announcer: With a serious expression.
Aiba-kun is checking the tower's balance from the side. Just barely! 30 points and clear!
Jun: It's shaking!
Announcer: Ashina-san also gets 30 points. Both teams won't surrender.
Oh! This time Bando Eiji-san uses three 3 point coins. 9 points.
Here, Team Kazura Ootake-san acquires 30 points.
Jun: This is pretty bad!
Announcer: If Team Arashi knocks it over, it will be a come-from-behind win for Team Kazura.
Now, Ashina-san puts 2 five points coins.
But- Ah! It's still okay. One coin goes flying! Oh! A ten point coin put in haste.
But the tower isn't falling over.
Ootake-san puts 5, 5, 3 point...
Ah! It fell!
Bando: Yeah!
Announcer: The one who touched it last was Ootake-san.
Team Kazura VS Arashi is Team Arashi's victory!
Sho: Ootake-san, you thought it was going to go, didn't you?
Ootake: It did go!
Mimura: Even though I really trusted you...
Ootake: And it was protecting with "these" that did it.
Sho: Unfortunately, because our team has won, we can't offer your prizes. How was today?
Mimura: Arashi is strong.
Ootake: Rather than Arashi being strong, our team is really weak.
Mimura: Even after we got all those extras...
Ootake: That's right.
Mimura: After all those extras...
Ootake: Even then...
Mimura: It was a total defeat.
What's with that?!
Announcer: 90 seconds later. A surprising side of Bando-san will be revealed!
Sho: Because our Team Arashi won, we can give you the prize you were hoping for. Bando-san, the item you wanted is here!
Jun: Why?
Bando: Well, this is a woman's real bra...
Everyone: We can tell by looking.
Jun: We want to know why.
Bando: As for why, when I was golfing with Sanma, and it was just when I'd had the first low point of my life.
And he said "You've already finished the difficult part,
So you should do it with a girl.
I'll show you how to attack from the front,
But you have to bring a bra."
Ohno and Aiba: How about trying it on?
Bando: Try it on? This can't be helped.
Jun: What? This image...
Bando: And if you go like this, it gets in the way.
Nino: But it can't be helped, if you want to hit on a girl.
Bando: That's right!
Jun: To win, it can't be helped.
Bando: It's no good if you can't see this hook.
Nino: What is that?
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God, Ohno is brilliant! He just doesn't know what to do with it!
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Announcer: Tonight on VSArashi
Summers is competing for the first time.
And "plus one" guest, Bando Eiji, goes running wild.
Arashi gets bewildered.
And also, Sakurai has an important announcement.
Sho: Well, right now I'd like to read a postcard.
Jun: Postcard?
Aiba: What? What? What do you mean?
Sho: Congratulations on advancing to prime time.
Everyone: Thank you.
Sho: But, Arashi's record is rather disappointing
Text: After moving to a prime time regular show 2 wins 6 losses
Sho: And regrettably, I can't feel your motivation.
How about trying to revive the previously done MDA?
Pen name, I love Aiba-chan, a 34 year old housewife
Aiba: Thank you, thank you.
Sho: This is what came. "Regrettably, I can't feel your motivation."
Jun: That's not true, right?
Sho: The MDA that we did before,
Text: This program was aired in the local Kantou from April 2008 to September 2009.
Sho: We should revive this, like a falling punishment game for people with bad results.
Announcer: Most Dame Arashi, or MDA, this was one year nine months ago at the beginning of the start of the program.
Out of Arashi, the five members would personally chose the number one "useless member".
And the one who was chosen the "useless member"...
Jun: This is really scary!
Narrator: This terrifying game will be revived for Golden!
Nino: Ee~h, I don't want to.
Jun: Arguing with each other isn't particularly a good thing though, for sure.
Aiba: And moreover, it's in the same team.
Nino: It'll make a strained atmosphere.
Sho: I'm sorry, but the set has already been made. From today, MDA has been revived.
Well, if we win, it's an excuse.
If we win, we don't have to do it.
So since it has been started today, Ohno-san, will you tell everyone once again what MDA stands for and we'll start from here?
Because there are many people who don't know about it.
M
Ohno: Magnum.
Sho: Oh! Magnum. D.
Ohno: Direct.
Jun and Sho: Magnum Direct.
Sho: And A.
Ohno: Amethyst.
Nino: Let's go.
Jun: What is amethyst?
Ohno: I don't know either. I'm really sorry.
Text: Amethyst is a purple colored jewel.
Sho: Now, let's call out today's competitors. Here they are!
Today's guests are the "Kazura" movie team, led by Summers-san. Please treat us favorably.
Jun: Wow. You're really popular.
Mimura: It's exactly like if you thought you were "away", it suddenly changed into "home".
Sho: The audience members are great.
Mimura: They're great. Everyone is smart.
Sho: Their reaction is quick.
This time is a movie.
Mimura: Yes, that's right. It was something we made a mistake to film.
Sho: What kind of movie is it?
Mimura: My role is someone's who's thinning on top, and there is a co-star who is also balding…
And that person sort of falls in love. This is his love interest. Ashina-chan.
And in the end, this movie is about how love might be produced.
This is a very easy-to-watch, less than 100 minute movie.
Sho and Nino: So, it was a problem of time.
Jun: It’s kinda refreshing to see the two of you appear together.
Ootake: Yeah… To which one?
Everyone: The movie, the movie.
Mimura: We were just talking about the movie now.
Ootake: Not VSArashi-chan?
Mimura: VSArashi-chan? There are two in there! Two!
Nino: You’re mixing them up. You can’t do that.
Sho: Today, the members gathered here are truly splendid actors.
Mimura: I think you can expect Sakai-san to do well today.
Ootake: Because today his antenna are standing up strongly.
Text: Antenna?
Sho: Are those antenna?
Ootake: They’re standing straight up.
Sho: Now, we will introduce the “plus one” guest who will be competing together with us today. Here they are!
Today’s plus one guest is Bando Eiji-san! Please treat us well.
Mimura: Oh! Isn’t this a chance?!
Ootake: If it’s Bando-san, then we’ll have a chance.
Bando: Just what are you talking about?
With Arashi, I was thinking we could form Bando Japan.
Sho: Did we just get caught up in this?
Jun: Wait, wait.
Bando: Yes?
Jun: Bando-san, what is this?
Text: Brought Arashi’s profile
Bando: Well, um, I thought it would be bad to mistaken your names.
Ootake: Do you remember them properly?
Bando: No, from now… that’s why…
Everyone: From now?
Bando: I’ve seen Sakurai-kun.
Sho: Thank you. The only members you remember are…
Bando: I know Ohno-kun.
As for why, my family are great fans of his and after this is over, they asked me to “take him home”.
Everyone: Okay, then today…
Text: Bando Japan
Nino: The first stage is Falling Pipes!
And now, we’ll explain the rules.
For this game, two teams are split into attacker and protector.
First, the offensive team stands by in the pipe catch zone.
Two of the four pipes will fall and the same time and they will try to catch them.
They will get points according to the section caught. In addition, if they catch both, they will get a 50 point bonus.
But, which pipes and at what timing they fall will be decided by the other team. So this is a game where tactics and reflexes are important.
Announcer: And now, the confrontation between Team Kazura VS Team Arashi will begin with the first stage of Falling Pipes.
First, Mimura-san from the Kazura Team will be the pipe catcher.
Mimura: Okay!
Announcer: The pipe chooser is Aiba-kun from Team Arashi.
Aiba: Okay!
Announcer: Mimura-san.
Mimura: Yes.
Announcer: It seems your family was quite excited when it was decided that you would appear on VSArashi.
Mimura: Pretty much, when I showed them my schedule, everyone’s reaction was “oh”, but when they saw VSArashi, it was “Whoa!”
It was like “Good going Dad!”
My daughter in elementary school sixth grade was extremely excited.
Matsumoto: You’ve gotta show them your good side!
Mimura: I can’t humiliate myself.
Imori: Do your best!
Announcer: Then, Aiba-kun.
Aiba: Yes!
Announcer: Please select two falling pipes.
Aiba: Got it!
Nino: Maybe he can’t read Aiba-san.
Imori: Catch them!
Mimura: 1 and 2
Aiba: You know, I was born in December.
Mimura: Born in December?
Aiba: On December 24th.
Sho: It’s a hint with too many puzzles.
This is Aiba-kun’s charm.
Nino: It’s the best charm.
Mimura: For December 24th, that date has three of them in it.
Announcer: Please tell us when you have decided.
Mimura: Who?
Aiba: Me.
Nino: He’s about to lose his cool!
Ootake: That guy definitely can’t do it!
Mimura: This place is unexpectedly high,
And, uh, you know, your speaking becomes impaired.
Aiba: I’m done.
Announcer: You’ve decided?
Aiba: I’m done.
Announcer: Now, changes can no longer be made. The pipe choice has been completed.
Then, Mimura-san, right now, what numbers do you predict?
Mimura: Uh, well, Aiba-kun seems like a nice person,
So he probably thought “Ah, Mimura’s pretty hopeless up there” and so I feel like 1 or 4, or somewhere close will come.
Over here.
Ootake: Is that gonna be okay?
Jun: Is it okay not to crouch?
Mimura: Yeah, I’ll crouch.
If Matsujun is saying that, then…
Crouching… When I crouch, I feel a little depressed though.
Nino: As for that, please keep your emotions up by yourself.
Imori: Is this going to be okay?
Announcer: Kazura Team. How many points will they be able to get first? Sakai-san.
Sakai: Yes?
Announcer: Please say something to encourage Mimura-san.
Sakai: Do your best.
Mimura: Tiny! Your voice is tiny!
Imori: Project! Project!
Announcer: Well then, Mimura-san, are you ready?
Mimura: Yes.
Announcer: Then, let’s begin. Falling Pipe start!
Aiba: Mimura-san. I really like you. And I really like your criticizing jokes,
Mimura: Really?
Aiba: So I kind of want you to criticize something.
Mimura: Something?
Imori: Look! Look!
Announcer: He could only catch one pipe!
Mimura Masakazu barely caught 5 points with his right hand!
Clearly, he looked away!
Mimura: That right then was unfair! I was searching really hard for a good thing to criticize.
I was looking up the whole time, but I thought if I criticized something here, Aiba-kun won’t be able to see it…
Gree - green! Blue! Green! Blue! was the criticism I'd thought of.
Announcer: Now, the next Falling Pipe confrontation is Arashi Team’s Matsumoto-kun catching pipes and Kazura Team’s Ootake-san choosing the pipes.
Matsumoto-kun.
Jun: Yes.
Announcer: Aiba-kun was able to hold your rivals back to 5 points.
Jun: That was a nice play.
Announcer: If you can catch over 10 points, you’ll take the lead. Your confidence?
Jun: Honestly, it’ll be piece of cake.
Nino: Wait, excuse me.
Text: Boiled egg!?
Nino: We’re in the middle of filming.
Everyone: Bando-san, what are you doing?
Jun: Bando-san?
Mimura: Salt too!
Bando: Hide it. Sorry, sorry, go ahead.
Nino: We’ll do it, but…
Imori: It would make you curious, right?
Bando: You wanna eat one?
Imori: No! I don’t need it! I don’t need it!
Sho: It just turned into a family reunion here.
Jun: You’re not going to watch at all?
Mimura: Normally, if you’re on the same team, you’ll watch, right?
Bando: Watch what? I’m leaving it up to him. I’m leaving it up to him.
Nino: Why did your voice get quieter?
Jun-kun, it seems he’s left it up to you, so let him eat his boiled eggs.
Jun: I’ll do my best.
At first, can you just watch me when I start?
Bando: Aiba-kun did a great job.
Text: Completely ignoring
Jun: There’s no way. He won’t look at all.
He won’t look at all.
Announcer: Alright. Ootake-san, please choose two falling pipes.
Ootake: Is that so?
Imori: Make it so he can’t tell your hand movements!
Mimura: That’s right.
Ootake: Wait a second, he’s really looking at me!
Strangely, it feels good.
Give me a minute.
Imori: Do it so he can’t tell!
Ootake: This is it.
Announcer: Please tell us when you’ve decided.
Ootake: I’ve decided.
Jun: 2, 4
Announcer: The pipe choice has been completed. Matsumoto-kun, 2 and 4.
Jun: Just then, I said 1, 3, and I wondered how worried he would be…
Ootake: You said 1, 3?
Mimura: You remember.
Jun: But I can go for any of them.
Nino: It’s 5 points, so getting 10 points would be a reversal. Jun-kun. Jun: Eh?
Nino: Getting 10 points… I’m sorry. It stinks like egg here.
Bando: I’ll come back after I eat. Do your best, Matsujun.
Everyone: Where are you going?!
Sho: Please sit down. That was really surprising!
Jun: Crap. This is gonna be really hard to do.
Announcer: Matsumoto-kun, is it safe to say that you don't think you'll stand up to everyone's expectations?
Imori: Don’t catch it!
Jun: Un~ I’ll try to catch any of them.
Sho: It’s a full attack.
Announcer: Can Team Arashi take the lead? Falling Pipe start!
Ootake: Matsujun.
Jun: Yes?
Ootake: How are you?
Bando: What kind of conversation is this?
Ootake: Just what have you been doing?
Mimura: You aren’t concentrating, are you?
Ootake: Um, what is your favorite side dish?
Jun: Side dish?
Ootake: Mimura-san, please tell a joke to Matsujun.
Jun: Recently, I like fried chicken.
Announcer: Double catch! A 10 point, 50 point double catch.
The double catch bonus will be added. Matsumoto Jun’s total is 110 points.
Nino: You’re too cool!
Announcer: Team Arashi already claimed a 105 point lead!
Bando: Yay! Yay!
Jun: T-t- (Bando: Why?) thank you very much.
Is this for doing my part?
Bando: You can have it.
Jun: The second stage is Giant Crush.
I’ll explain the rules now.
This is a game played where each team rotates.
By selecting and then pressing the down button, the blocks holding up Macho-kun will be lowered one at a time.
For each one block lowered, you get 20 points. Each challenging time is one minute and up until three blocks.
However, because the team that knocks Macho-kun over will give their opponents an additional 100 points, they will have to be careful.
Sho: So, let’s open today’s giant!
Today’s Macho-kun is a Bando Eiji model.
Bando: I wonder if there’s a way I can receive that egg as a commemoration?
Sho: If you don’t crush it, then you might be able to take it home.
Bando: That’s right.
Jun: It’s amazing. The shell is falling.
Sho: Also something to be careful about is the chair back there.
Just how is the balance being maintained?
Someone: He’s sitting on a chair?
Announcer: In 120 seconds, see how Bando Eiji goes wild in the Giant Crash!
Second stage Giant Crash.
Team Arashi has already claimed the lead by 105 points, but because they can get 100 points from Giant Crash, Team Kazura still has plenty of a chance.
Mimura: We're definitely going to do our best.
Announcer: Mimura-san.
Mimura: Yes.
Announcer: That is to say, on the contrary, if Team Kazura knocks it over here, it will become very difficult.
Mimura: Don't say "on the contrary"!
Ootake: We know that already.
Announcer: At the moment, there are 64 blocks raised, but before the competition begins, we'll narrow it down.
Ootake: Ah, I see. Good idea.
Announcer: Blocks down.
Mimura: That figures.
Ootake: It went down this much?
Announcer: There are 16 blocks left out of 64. From this situation, the game will start. Let's begin.
Team Kazura's Giant Crash start.
The one minute countdown has started.
At the most, they can put down three blocks. What is the first number?
Ootake: What number?
Mimura: Me right? Uh, something 4? Some color's 4?
Imori: Isn't that yellow?
Ootake: Eh? Red 4? There's red and pink?
Announcer: Red, yellow, green, and blue are the four colors.
Mimura: I wonder if this would be called red? Ah, yel-
Announcer: The one that appears orange is yellow.
Mimura: I think we can go for Yellow 4.
Imori: It looks like it.
Ootake: Yellow 4 is this one?
Announcer: There isn't time. At the most, you can choose three.
Ootake: 4! 4, Yellow 4.
Announcer: They've selected Yellow 4.
Mimura: Blue 13, Blue 13!
Someone: Down!
Announcer: You have 20 seconds left. Safe!
Ryuji and Mimura: Blue 13!
Announcer: Blue 13 down!
Ootake: Here goes Blue 13!
Someone: One more!
Announcer: Safe! There's no time left.
Mimura: Red 12!
Announcer: Red 12 down.
Just barely in time, safe! Team Kazura chose three blocks for 60 points.
Challenger exchange. Next, Team Arashi's Giant Crash start.
Nino: There's really nothing holding up the chair.
Jun: Yeah, nothing. Yellow 7.
Sho: Yellow 7.
Announcer: There are 13 blocks left. What number will be first?
Sho: Yellow 7?
Nino: We said Yellow 7.
Sho?: It's okay?
Jun: Seems like it'll work.
Ohno: You think we could go for the chair?
Sho: Somehow, you all seem really calm.
Where's the excitement? It's okay?
Nino: Yellow 7!
Sho: Okay, Yellow 7.
Announcer: Yellow 7 selected. Down!
There it went. Safe!
Now, it's down to the last 30 seconds.
Nino: Blue 14.
Sho: Blue 14, I'm pressing it.
Announcer: Blue 14 selected, down!
Somehow it's okay. Safe!
Aiba and Ohno: Green.
Jun: Green, Green 6.
Announcer: Team Arashi has one block left.
Aiba: 3's also okay.
Bando: Ah, Green 3.
Announcer: 10 seconds left.
Bando: Green 3.
Sho: Bando-san, Green 3.
Announcer: Green 3 selected. Down!
The block Bando-san chose, safe!
Team Arashi also got three blocks for 60 points.
We're entering the second round. Team Kazura's Giant Crash start!
Ootake: Green 9, where the feet are.
Mimura: You want to go for the feet?
Ootake: 9, Green 9.
Mimura: Isn't 5 better?
Ootake: 5? 9? Which one?
Announcer: Which number?
Ootake: Then 5, Green 5.
Announcer: Green 5 selected, down.
Ryuji: Ah, it was completely fine.
Announcer: Safe!
There are nine blocks left now. Team Kazura can put down two more blocks.
Ootake?: Yellow- which one?
Announcer: Now we're coming up on the last 30 seconds.
Ootake: Should we try Yellow 12?
Mimura: Our strategy now is to stop here.
Ootake and Imori: Eh?
Mimura: And leave it to the next group.
Nino: There's no time, no time.
Announcer: Team Kazura wants to win no matter what.
Ootake: How about 6?
Sakai: There are many here, so we shouldn't...
Mimura: Listen to Sakai-san's opinion.
Jun: You don't have time!
Announcer: Sakai-san is getting aggressive.
Sakai: Because there are many places where it won't be knocked over, we should leave behind some and pass it over to them.
Ootake: Pass?
Announcer: There isn't any time left.
Imori: Hurry, hurry!
Ootake: Then pass, right?
Mimura: We want to leave it to them.
Ootake: Pass!
Announcer: Oh! Team Kazura has elected to pass here.
Imori: You passed?!
Announcer: Was there ever an approach like this before? Here they passed.
Imori: Won't the next time be pretty bad?
Announcer: The remaining blocks are still those nine. Team Arashi's Giant Crash start.
Nino: Green 9.
Bando: Okay, 7 will support it.
Sho: I pressed Green 9.
Jun: 9.
Announcer: Green 9 selected, down.
Ohno?: It'll definitely work.
Announcer: Safe!
Jun: Should we go for Blue?
Announcer: There are 8 blocks left.
Bando: Either Blue 15 or 10.
Ohno: Blue 15.
Announcer: Team Arashi can still go.
Sho: Blue 15.
Bando: 15, yes.
Sho: Here I go.
Announcer: One block is 20 points. Blue 15 selected, down!
Safe!
They have less than 30 seconds left.
Jun: Yellow 12!
Bando?: Yellow 12?
Sho: Red 11?
Mimura: We wanted that!
Imori: Don't do there!
Bando: Red 11?
Jun: 12.
Aiba: We could also do Red 11.
Sho: What do you want to do with Red 11?
Announcer: Coming up on the last 10 seconds.
Jun: We can't do Red 11!
Nino: Yellow 12.
Announcer: What are you going to do?
Sho: Going for Yellow 12.
Announcer: Yellow 12 selected, down! Sakurai-kun pressed it!
Safe!
Team Arashi got three blocks for 60 points. Next, Team Kazura's Giant Crash start!
Text: Fell in a hurry
Nino: What're you in a hurry for?
Ootake: Red- how about Red 11?
Ryuji: No, Red is pretty…
Mimura: Why'd I just fall normally?
Ryuji: Try for 10?
Announcer: There are six blocks left.
Ootake: We're going for 7, Green 7.
Announcer: They've chosen Green 7. (Ryuji: Really?!)
Mimura: No! This Yellow 3, do Yellow 3.
Announcer: Are you going to switch?
Ootake: We'll do Yellow 3!
Announcer: Yellow 3. I see. Yellow 3 selected.
Ootake: Here I go!
Announcer: Down!
Ootake: Isn't it kind of dangerous?
Announcer: Safe!
Everyone: 10, 10!
Announcer: There are five blocks left.
Ootake: Let's go for it!
Jun: Don't do it! Don't do it!
Ootake: Blue 10!
Announcer: Blue 10 selected. Down!
How is it? It's okay!
It's shaking. It's shaking, but it's alright! Safe!
Sakai: Pass! Pass! Pass!
Mimura: That's enough!
Ootake: Let's do one more!
Mimura: It was shaking!
Announcer: There's no time left. What do you want to do?
Ootake: We can do 11!
Announcer: What will you do?
Ootake: You wanna try 8? If they don’t miss, we're gonna lose!
Announcer: There's no time! Time's up! Time's up.
Challenger exchange.
Ryuji and Imori: This is bad!
Sakai: No, it's okay.
Announcer: Team Kazura's time ran out. There are four blocks left.
If they can endure, Team Arashi will have a big chance.
Will a miracle happen? Or will it be a Giant Crash?
Team Arashi's Giant Crash start!
There are four blocks left. Red 8 and 11, Green 7 and 9.
Nino: It's gotta be either 8 or 11.
Announcer: If they can put one down, they will be able to pass.
Jun: Green… You don't think Green 7 is possible?
Nino: I think Green 7 is impossible.
Bando: 9 can hold it up.
Nino: No, that…
Sho: I think maybe 8.
Announcer: With one block of Team Kazura, Macho-kun swayed.
Aiba: 11?
Nino: Shouldn't it be 11?
Announcer: Macho-kun Bando Eiji Version.
Bando: Go Matsujun! Jun-chan, 11 or 8, which one?
Announcer: As Bando-san is on Team Arashi, they don't want to crash it.
Jun: If you want to take something out, shouldn't it be 8? Don't you think the right leg is heavier?
Announcer: Will a miracle happen? There is under 30 seconds left!
Aiba: How about 11?
Bando: Yeah, 11.
Aiba: What do you think, Bando-san?
Jun: But isn't the right leg pretty heavy?
Announcer: At the very least, you must put down one block. What number?
Sho: Bando-san, please decide.
Bando: I don’t want to!
Nino: Hurry!
Aiba: Push one!
Announcer: There’s no time!
Bando: Okay then, here I go!
Nino: Okay!
Bando: 11!
Announcer: Red 11 selected. Down!
Safe!
Everyone: Great!
Announcer: Gambler Bando Eiji cleared beautifully!
There are three blocks left.
Ootake-san’s hunch was right!
Here we go. Team Kazura’s Giant Crash start!
Mimura: Should we leave 9? Get rid of it?
Ootake: Let’s remove 9!
Mimura: With this balance? Shouldn’t it be 7?
Announcer: Will they make a miracle happen? Or will it be a Giant Crash?
Mimura: 7!
Imori: It’s leaning on 7!
Ootake: It’s leaning on it!
Ryuji: But if it’s gone, it might balance out.
Sakai: The salt…
Ootake: The salt part is heavy, so it should be 9.
Imori: The salt part is heavy!
Nino: The salt isn’t that heavy.
Ootake: The salt, the salt part is heavy, so 9!
Mimura: Get rid of 9.
Nino: It’s already been 30 seconds.
Announcer: Please decide. Green 9 selected.
Mimura: Here goes 9.
Announcer: Down! Well?!
Giant Crash!
Bando: It’s my egg! My egg!
Announcer: The boiled egg fell!
Bando: It’s mine.
Announcer: Team Kazura caused the crash!
100 points goes to Team Arashi!
Ootake: Our plan failed.
Sho: What was the pass part way through?
Mimura: That was Plan Sakai.
“There are still five easy to get rid of spots, so even if they get rid of three, there will still be two spots left…” dare-to-leave- it plan. That’s what you said.
Sakai: I said that but… *^@
Mimura: What are you saying?!
Ootake: The result is that we got cornered!
Sakai: It was that Red 11…
Sho: And so, the second stage Giant Crash is completed.
Jun: It widened, didn’t it?
Sho: Team Arashi has 350 points. Team Kazura 125 points.
Well, we’ve only just begun.
Mimura: We’re okay, right?
For everyone watching on TV, don’t look away until the end!
Sho: Third stage Bank Bowling!
Now, we’ll explain the rules.
From the raised platform, roll the ball toward the bank and it will do a U-turn to knock over the pins in the star shape for points.
Each team will have 1 frame of two throws.
There are 66 pins all together. The white pins are 3 points, the blue 10 points, and the red pin at the center of the star is 100 points. If they are all knocked over, you can get 365 points.
Announcer: Third stage Bank Bowling.
Bowling first is Team Kazura, first frame is Imori Miyuki-san.
The point difference is 225 points. But 365 points at the most can be received so Team Kazura has more than enough of a chance.
But Mimura-san,
Mimura: Yes?
Announcer: On the contrary, if they can’t be knocked down here, it will be very tough for Team Kazura.
Mimura: Don’t say “on the contrary”!
Ootake: We know! The red is 100 points?
Sho: It’s 100 points. You’d definitely want to knock it over.
Ootake: Yeah, that’s right.
Mimura: Relax, relax.
Imori: Relax… Eh?!
Mimura: Remember when you go for an audition.
Imori: What is that?
Mimura: Hey! The person I want to criticize is different...
Ootake: I thought because I had this…
Isn’t this a good thing? Can't I add one more?
Sho: Is that supposed to be a handicap?
Ootake: Well, that’s what it’s become.
Nino: But, you know…
Aiba: The place you put it is the problem.
Nino: That’s right. Where do you want to put it?
Ohno: This is the first time I’ve seen this.
Sho: Yeah.
Ootake: How’s that?
Imori: Good.
Ootake: Wouldn’t in a line be better?
Jun: Eh? Are you going to put it down already for the first throw?
Ootake: Oh! So see the chances after 1 time?
Nino: That way would be better.
Ootake: That’s right! Is it okay to do that?
Sho: Got it. Then, let’s do that.
Announcer: To confirm, Team Arashi is okay with the handicap red pin?
Bando: It’s fine. What would we do with such a pitiful game?
Sho: The points are quite wide.
Text: The current point difference is 225.
Bando: If we did it like normal, it would be over right here.
Mimura: We’ll do whatever we have to to win!
Ootake: If we do something like this and win, we’ll be extremely happy.
Announcer: Team Kazura will save the red pin for the second throw. So, Imori-san,
Imori: Yes!
Announcer: It’s a big responsibility. What is your confidence for the first throw?
Imori: No matter what, I want to knock over the red pin!
Jun: If you don’t knock over the red pin, it’s gonna be pretty tough for you.
Imori: Don’t follow up with that!
Announcer: So will Imori-san be able to live up to everyone’s expectations? Here we go.
Imori: It’s an important responsibility, right?
Jun: Good luck!
Mimura: You can do it. You can do it.
Team Kazura Imori-san’s first throw!
Everyone: Imori, Imori, Imori.
Announcer: The "Imori call" is giving her a push. There it went! How is it?
Imori: It’s going!
Announcer: The ball is coming back from the bank! Well?
It was unable to get the head pin, but there is a domino effect.
Someone: What was that falling pattern?
Announcer: Points were collected from the center.
Bando: That was such an unreliable looking throw.
Imori: Did something get knock over?
Sho: Looks like about 80.
Announcer: Unfortunately, she was unable to hit the head pin.
Imori-san’s score is 75 points!
Team Kazura's second throw is Sakai Toshiya!
Announcer: This is the notable second throw. Because Team Kazura is losing by a large gap, there will be one handicap red pin.
Ootake: That’s right.
Announcer: Where will you place it?
Mimura: This is important, isn’t it?
Ootake: We can’t miss.
Mimura: Will you let me touch it at least once?!
It can’t be helped that I want to touch it.
Let me touch it once!
Let me feel the weight!
It’s as heavy as a real pin, huh?
Ootake: Where? Here? Here?
Mimura: Yeah.
Imori: In the middle.
Announcer: And so, Team Kazura has exchanged a white pin with the handicap red pin in the easiest to hit center position. The result…
Sakai-san, how confidence are you to knock them over?
Sakai: None…
Mimura: You can do it.
Sho: There are two pins too.
Announcer: Let’s begin. Team Kazura Sakai-san’s second frame!
Can Sakai-san live up to the expectations?
The red ball is coming right up the middle?!
The red pin placed in the center was knocked over!
There was only a bit until it would have hit the head pin, but…
However, the handicap red pin was knocked over. Sakai-san’s score is 175 points!
Imori: Great!
Sho: And now, this is Arashi’s first frame.
Nino: Definitely, if it’s not someone with good control…
Someone: Bando-san.
Bando: Me?
Nino: Bando-san, what did you used to do?
Bando: I told you I was a pitcher. A pitcher.
Nino: A pitcher? Was your control good?
Bando: We had 77 wins.
Mimura: That’s not really a number with a lot of impact.
Bando: That’s true.
Nino: You can do it.
Sho: Bando-san, over there please.
Announcer: Team Arashi’s first throw is Bando-san.
Crowd: Do your best!
Bando: Thank you!
Nino: His excitement is really high.
Sho: How's your confidence?
Bando: Well, I've never thrown a ball toward a mountain like that before.
Nino: But you have confidence in your control, right?
Bando: My control? I was a pitcher.
Nino: Ah, that's right. A pitcher.
Bando: But the problem is I don't really like having the fans this close.
Sho: They'll be cheering. They'll cheer you on.
Bando: Think about them cheering?
They're all my fans?
Everyone: Yes.
Bando: There's none for Arashi? Only my fans?
That's not right!
Nino: No, no.
Mimura: Well of course that's it. Of course.
Text: This is VSArashi.
Crowd: Do your best!
Aiba: He's excited! Come on!
Nino: You can do it!
Announcer: Can Bando-san live up to their expectations?
Here we go. Team Arashi Bando-san's first throw.
Jun: He threw it!
Nino: That's a good spot!
Announcer: There it goes! The ball is coming back from the bank!
They're falling, falling, falling!
He was unable to get the red pin, but he's earned quite a score! As we thought, Bando Eiji is strong at competitions.
Bando: Thank you!
Announcer: The score is 191 points!
Ootake: Amazing.
Announcer: Team Arashi's second frame is Ninomiya-kun!
Aiba: Do your best!
Announcer: Out of 66 pins, Bando-san knocked over 45 pins. There are 21 pins left.
The shape is a bit scattered, but where will you aim, Ninomiya-kun?
Nino: The red pin.
Jun: You know, if you hit the red pin with a lot of speed, it might get them all.
Mimura: Taking no account of the game, I'd like to see a spare.
Ootake: Wouldn't you need a lot of power?
Sho: And you'd want a lot of momentum.
Nino: I'd want a lot of momentum? Let's try it.
Ootake: Let's try.
Announcer: Here we go. Challenging Bank Bowling's first spare.
Nino: Power bowling.
Jun: Show us!
Announcer: Team Arashi Ninomiya-kun's second throw!
It went with a lot of power! It's coming back from the bank!
How is it?! The head pin?!
He wasn't able to knock it over!
Jun: So close!
Announcer: It was only a little off.
Three white pins were knocked over. The total is 9 points!
Bando: It was so close.
Sho: So, the third stage has ended. The situation hasn't really changed.
Text: Still a 175 point difference.
Mimura: What was that handicap then?
Sho: As of yet, the point difference is wide, but there are still more games to come.
Everyone: There's still more.
Mimura: How about if you win at Rock Paper Scissors at the end, you get 500 points?
Nino: There might be something like that.
Ohno: The fourth stage is Pinball Runner!
Now, we'll explain the rules.
This is a game where you are divided into a runner and a control tower.
The runner will run on a moving conveyer belt and rely on the directions from the supporter on the control tower to catch the falling balls.
Each ball is 20 points, but if you can catch the pink ball that will fall part way through, you will get 50 points.
Because the belt will speed up each time after catching two balls, please be careful.
Announcer: Losing Team Kazura will go first on Pinball Runner.
The runner is Sainei Ryuji. And in the control tower is the pair, Mimura-san and Ashina-san.
Sainei-san, this is an appearance with a lot of opportunity. How's your confidence?
Ryuji: Ah, well, the scores are separated quite a bit, on the contrary, there's a lot of pressure.
Mimura: Don't say "on the contrary"!
Sho: If you say "contrary", he reacts immediately.
Mimura: Um, on the contrary...
Sho: He used it!
Mimura: How many pink balls are going to fall?
Jun: Two balls.
Mimura: Two? For Team Kazura's case, how about something like three balls falling to make things more lively?
Ootake: You said something that sounds pretty good.
Mimura: From when I was a kid, I was the youngest, so I got by from getting various handicaps.
Sho: So it's a handicap, right?
Ootake: That's right. Please help us out.
Sho: Bando-san, what do you think of a handicap?
Bando: That sounds good. Make it a really heated fight.
Yes, it's fine, it's fine.
Sho: Bando-san has said it's okay, so let's increase the pink balls.
Announcer: So, only one extra ball has been added to fall especially for Team Kazura.
Sho: But because it's been increased, we'd really like you to catch the pink ones.
Mimura: The pink ones will be said by Ashina, so she'll say in a pretty voice "pink".
I'll give directions for the rest.
Ryuji: I understand.
Mimura: Ashina will say only the pink.
Ryuji: Okay.
Mimura: So you'll hear it, since a man's and woman's voice are completely different. Try practicing once.
Ashina: Pink!
Ryuji: Okay.
Bando: A number!
Imori: Say a number!
Ashina: Pink...
Mimura: If you see pink falling, then say "Pink 8" or something.
Ashina: Pink 8!
Eh? The pink balls are going to come down, right?
Mimura: Yes!
Ootake: Is this gonna be okay?
Mimura: What was Ohno-kun's explanation for?!
Ashina: I'm sorry.
Sho: Well, the command tower's directions are also important, but so is Sainei-san's reaction time.
Jun: Sainei-kun also has a lot of height.
Nino: That's true.
Ryuji: So it's quite important to keep your balance low and not run.
Sho: Well, yes. The point is that it depends on if you can react or not.
Jun: Sainei-kun, that's going to move too, you know.
Ryuji: Ah, I see! This is.
Sho: Just who understands this?!
Announcer: Team Kazura is full of insecurities! Find out what happens in 60 seconds!
Pinball Runner! First is the losing Team Kazura's challenge, but...
Ashina: The pink balls are going to come down, right?
Mimura: Yes!
Jun: Sainei-kun, that's going to move too, you know.
Ryuji: Ah, I see!
Sho: Just who understands this?!
Announcer: Team Kazura is full of insecurities! Just what will happen?
Alright, here we go. Pinball Runner start!
Mimura: Yellow!
Uh, 6! 7!
Announcer: The balls are coming down. The first one!
Mimura: 3! 3! 3! 4! 4! 4! 4!
Announcer: It was caught very well in the basket. The second one!
Perfect so far.
Mimura: 4- 5! 5! 5! 5! 5!
Announcer: The yellow balls aren't getting away!
Mimura: Next is 4! 4! 5! 5! 5! 5!
Announcer: Sainei Ryuji is giving a wonderful performance!
Here, two in a row!
Mimura: 3! 4! 4!
Announcer: He's adding up points very well.
Mimura: Next is 5!
Ashina: Pink! Pink! 6! 7! 7! 7! 7!
Announcer: How about the pink ball? The first one is coming. He got the pink!
Mimura: 5! 5!
Announcer: One after another, the ball's are interestingly going into the basket.
Mimura: 7! 7! 7! 7! 7!
Announcer: It seems like a high score can be expected!
Ashina: Pink! Pink! 8! 9! 9! 10!
Announcer: How about the second pink one?!
This one was impossible!
Mimura: 5! 5!
The second pink one escaped. But he got another yellow ball!
Mimura: You can do it! You can do it! 4! 4! 4! 4!
The basket is gradually becoming heavier. It must be tough! It's tough for Sainei!
Mimura: 6! 6! 6!
Ashina: 8! 8! 9! 9!
And so, he couldn't get the third pink one!
Mimura: 6! 6! 6! 6!
Announcer: 10 seconds left! There's no choice now but to fight for the yellow balls!
Mimura: 6! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5!
Announcer: How many points can he get?!
Mimura: 5! 5!
Announcer: It went in! As the last ball fell in, it's over!
Everyone: Amazing!
Announcer: I believe the basket has become quite heavy. Sainei-san's score is 290 points!
Sho: Amazing! You're really good at this!
Ryuji: Really?
Announcer: Next is Team Arashi with Ohno-kun as runner! And in the control tower is Bando-san and Sakurai-kun pair.
Ohno-kun,
Ohno: Yes?
Announcer: How's your confidence?
Ohno: Well, I've done this a lot, up until now.
Sho: You have.
Ohno: So, I've got a surprisingly good feeling about this.
Sho: But, Ohno-san, according to the information...
There was talk that you're a bit sleepy, right?
Jun: Ohno-san! This is on-air now!
Nino: What does that mean?
Mimura: This is an important part.
Ohno: It's important, but I'm sleepy.
Bando: Wait a minute! This is the most important part.
Ohno: Yeah...
Bando: Move like "pi"!
Ohno: Like "pi"...
Bando: We're counting on you.
You really do seem sleepy.
Sho: But he's a man who will do it.
Announcer: Sakurai-kun.
Sho: Yes?
Announcer: The control tower's strategy is quite important.
Sho: Yes, it is. Recently, the main theme has been to split who says the pink and yellow balls.
Ohno-san, which way would be easier for you to get them?
Ohno: Ah, but isn't dividing better?
Sho: Who should say the pink balls?
Bando: Let me say them.
Mimura: Why was is said cutely?
Sho: But Bando-san, your voice will reach further.
Bando: So Sakurai-kun should say pink and I'll say the rest.
Nino: That way, Bando-san will have more directions.
Ootake: There will be more.
Sho: Then yellow will be Bando-san. And I'll say pink.
Bando: Got it.
Jun: Can your voice win over Bando-san's volume?
Sho: Pink 6!
Announcer: Can Ohno-kun live up to the expectations?
Here we go. Pinball Runner start!
The belt has started to move.
Bando: 6! Ah, no, 4!
Announcer: The first yellow ball is... Oh!
Bando: Ah... Stay there!
Announcer: They missed out on catching that just now.
Bando: Ah!
Announcer: They finally got a second.
Nino: He's not saying anything!
Jun: Bando-san, say something!
Nino: What? Why?!
Announcer: The current score is 40 points.
Bando: 8! 8!
Nino: Why?!
Bando: Stay there... wait.
Announcer: There are hardly any directions from Bando Eiji!
Bando: 8!
Announcer: By no means are the balls coming in to the basket like they thought.
Nino: They're falling all over the place!
Bando: There!
Announcer: How about it?! Moving the basket just then somehow got a third ball.
Sho: Pink 8! Pink 8! Pink 8!
Bando: 7! 7! 7! 7! 7!
Announcer: They are still at 60 points.
Bando: 7!
Announcer: Now 80 points.
Bando: 7!
Announer: It became 100 points.
Bando: 7! 7! 7! 7!
Announcer: The belt has sped up more. Two in a row fell in!
Sho: Pink 3! Pink 3! Fast! Fast! Too fast!
Announcer: And now, pink has come! Oh! It fell in the blink of an eye!
Bando: 6! 6! 6! 6! 6! 6!
Announcer: But he got another yellow ball anyway! 10 seconds left!
Bando: 8! 8! 8! 8!
Announcer: They aren't catching like they thought they would.
Bando: 6! 6! 6! 6! 6!
Announcer: But here, two in a row!
Bando: Stay there!
Announcer: At the end, they fought! They earned it at the end! That's it!
Imori: At the beginning, I was thinking "What happened?".
Announcer: Ohno-kun's score was 11 balls for 220 points!
Mimura?: Bando-san, did you say anything?
Nino: Bando-san, I couldn't hear your directions for the first 20 seconds.
Ootake: You didn't say anything the first half, right?
Sho: The first 20 seconds, he just repeated "Almost! Almost!" and "There! There!".
Ohno: I thought I couldn't hear it because I was sleepy.
Jun: The result is a 105 (point difference). That's why Mimura-san's voice at the very beginning was really resounding.
Ootake: It really is a 105 point difference.
Mimura: But you definitely can't tell with this.
Sho: Just what'll happen...
Mimura: Even Arashi will be shocked by the development.
Announcer: 90 seconds later. Arashi will be shocked?! Could it be the revival of MDA?!
Aiba: The final stage is Rolling Coin Tower!
And now, we'll explain the rules!
This is a game that is 2 on 2.
On a revolving table, each person will take a turn to stack coins.
Within your area, you must stack three coins one at a time.
The three coin types are 3 points, 5 points, and 10 points.
The team that knocks it over loses, and the winning team will get an extra 100 point bonus.
Announcer: At last, we have reached the final stage. Rolling Coin Tower.
From Team Arashi, we have Bando-san and Aiba-kun.
And from Team Kazura, the Ootake-san, Ashina-san pair will challenge this.
Ootake: Okay, let's do this!
Announcer: The point difference is 105. Team Kazura must stack 6 more points than Team Arashi and win by not knock over the tower, to get a come from behind win.
Ootake: So that's how it is?
Mimura: But there's a possibility?
Sho: It would be best to stack as many of the 10's as possible.
And really, you'll want to stack all of these without knocking it over.
Jun: But if Bando-san and Aiba-kun, our team, knock it over, that will mean MDA.
Ohno: Ah, that's right.
Aiba: No matter what, Bando-san, we want you to not knock it over.
Bando-san, I'll attack. I'll stagger it quite a bit.
Bando: I've got a rather timid spot. Especially here.
Aiba: You'll protect it?
Bando: I'll pr- protect it.
Nino: Where did you used to defend?
Bando: I was a pitcher!
Ootake: I understand.
Announcer: Ootake-san.
Ootake: Yes, yes.
Announcer: Are you confident?
Ootake: Yes!
Nino: Are you good at this?
Ootake: Un.
Mimura: Out of Summers, Ootake-san is the best at this.
Nino and Aiba: There's only two of you.
Sho: The competition will be decided here, so please do your best.
Announcer: This is a fight between pressures.
In the end, who will control VSArashi tonight?
Here we go. Rolling Coin Tower start!
Jun: Let's go, Bando-san.
Announcer: The table has begun to turn. Oh! Left hand, right hand, left hand. Bando Eiji clears!
Next Ootake-san gets 30 points.
The losing Team Kazura has no choice but to place 10 point coins.
Aiba-kun has staggered it!
30 points.
And Ashina-san also gets 30 points.
We've entered the second round.
Jun: It's going pretty fast.
Announcer: Bando Eiji, right hand, right hand, left hand. 30 points.
Mimura: It's slanting strangely. Get it back! Get it back!
Announcer: Can they restore the balance? Ootake-san clears.
Aiba: It's shaking.
Announcer: With a serious expression.
Aiba-kun is checking the tower's balance from the side. Just barely! 30 points and clear!
Jun: It's shaking!
Announcer: Ashina-san also gets 30 points. Both teams won't surrender.
Oh! This time Bando Eiji-san uses three 3 point coins. 9 points.
Here, Team Kazura Ootake-san acquires 30 points.
Jun: This is pretty bad!
Announcer: If Team Arashi knocks it over, it will be a come-from-behind win for Team Kazura.
Now, Ashina-san puts 2 five points coins.
But- Ah! It's still okay. One coin goes flying! Oh! A ten point coin put in haste.
But the tower isn't falling over.
Ootake-san puts 5, 5, 3 point...
Ah! It fell!
Bando: Yeah!
Announcer: The one who touched it last was Ootake-san.
Team Kazura VS Arashi is Team Arashi's victory!
Sho: Ootake-san, you thought it was going to go, didn't you?
Ootake: It did go!
Mimura: Even though I really trusted you...
Ootake: And it was protecting with "these" that did it.
Sho: Unfortunately, because our team has won, we can't offer your prizes. How was today?
Mimura: Arashi is strong.
Ootake: Rather than Arashi being strong, our team is really weak.
Mimura: Even after we got all those extras...
Ootake: That's right.
Mimura: After all those extras...
Ootake: Even then...
Mimura: It was a total defeat.
What's with that?!
Announcer: 90 seconds later. A surprising side of Bando-san will be revealed!
Sho: Because our Team Arashi won, we can give you the prize you were hoping for. Bando-san, the item you wanted is here!
Jun: Why?
Bando: Well, this is a woman's real bra...
Everyone: We can tell by looking.
Jun: We want to know why.
Bando: As for why, when I was golfing with Sanma, and it was just when I'd had the first low point of my life.
And he said "You've already finished the difficult part,
So you should do it with a girl.
I'll show you how to attack from the front,
But you have to bring a bra."
Ohno and Aiba: How about trying it on?
Bando: Try it on? This can't be helped.
Jun: What? This image...
Bando: And if you go like this, it gets in the way.
Nino: But it can't be helped, if you want to hit on a girl.
Bando: That's right!
Jun: To win, it can't be helped.
Bando: It's no good if you can't see this hook.
Nino: What is that?
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God, Ohno is brilliant! He just doesn't know what to do with it!
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