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Believe it or not, I actually went "clubbing" with Miss Kick, and... I am living proof that The Random Fan Dance of the Mysterious Occident®™© is nothing to be trifled with! -
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Hello world!
There is still a world here! YAY! :D Everybody hasn't drifted off to BrainGirth™®© or whatever that other place is called!
Hi!
I haven't felt very introspective lately. Maybe I should show up from time to time and post about what kind of cereal I had this morning? -
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Dear Sir,
I am simply unable to publish your latest play, Confucius In HeatThe play, if published, would corrupt the morals of a generation. In fact, it corrupted my own morals so much that I spent the afternoon hooking up with strong, manly sailors down at the city docks -- and, in the process, forgot to take my dear son, Norbert, to his Lutheran ( Read more... ) -
Imaginary rejection letter
"Dear Sir: We must respectfully inform you that we refuse to publish your latest play, Confucius In Heat..." -
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¡PELIGRO! ¡PANTALONES!
PERIGO! OS PANTALÕES!
WAARSCHUWING! BROEK!
AVVERTIMENTO! PANTALONI!
ОПАСНОСТЬ! БРЮКИ!
WARNING! PANTS!These pants were hand-crafted in Siberia of the finest Phrygian pixie dust and are, therefore, highly flammable. Do not immerse yourself in flames, especially if you're Zoroastrian, because they don't approve of such things ( Read more... ) -
zomg
I have a journal! Oh my goodness! Yes! Hello, little journal!
GREETINGS, PLANET EARTH! IT IS II no longer make my living by being screamed at by angry doctors many times an hour! Instead, I work from home part-time writing documentation and talking to technicians, who are far friendlier than angry doctors ( Read more... ) -
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"A flowchart of Gary Gygax's influence", via zanna_voodoohttp://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2008/03/09/opinion/09opart2.ready.htmlRead more... ) -
Gñarrrr
No, I'm not a pirate cruising on the Spanish Main. Wherever that is.
*looks it up*
If I was driving down the main island road in Galveston (right here in Texas!), I would be cruising near the Spanish Main, because the Spanish Main is basically the coast of the Gulf of Mexico. (Huh ( Read more... )
