Drabble: A Little Knowledge Is a Dangerous Thing

[yamx]

Title: A Little Knowledge Is a Dangerous Thing (1/1)
Characters: Nine/Jack
Rating: Teen (innuendo)
Spoilers/warnings: The Doctor Dances
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction; the characters are the property of the BBC and used here without permission. No money was made.
Summary: Cultural taboos can be tricky.
A/N: Written for kholly, who bid on me

Comments

[canaana]

Jack rues the day he swiped the Doctor's copy of Hot Tricks: The Encyclopaedia of Pleasuring Every Species. Volume T.

Somehow, the idea of the Doctor having this in his library just . . . broke my brain, slightly.

[yamx]

It's just for completion's sake. He has all books. *nods*

And he only put this volume into his private library to keep it away from a certain ex-conman.... or maybe to use it as bait... *g*

[canaana]

The part of my brain that is Jack insists on visualizing it as a little late night pleasure-reading.

[yamx]

*g* Nah... that couldn't be right... Could it?

("Could it?" said with Jack's intonation from Everything Changes)

[dshael]

Oh, lord help us, I can hear the soundtrack for this one. LOL!

[yamx]

Really? *takes notes* Is it any good?

Thanks! ;)

[samueljames]

Very fun.

[yamx]

Thanks. :)

[michelle_mercy]

I finally find time to review, miracles happen.
LOL

[yamx]

Well, but now I don't have time to reply properly... terribly busy week (Though in a good way.), picking up the pieces now.

Anyway, glad this fic gave you a giggle. It did for Jack, too. *g*

[scifiangel]

And do we want to know why the Doctor owns a copy of Hot Tricks: The Encyclopaedia of Pleasuring Every Species. Volume T?

He he :)

[scifiangel]

I'll have to read the rest tomorrow.

[yamx]

Thanks again for all the wonderful comments. :)

[yamx]

Ummm... He just has it... umm... for research purposes! Yes!

(He has all the other volumes, too. Including H. ;) Maybe once he's done punishing Jack, he'll show him...)