Pit-Diving 101, or Moose and Squirrel Riff Bad Fanfiction

[yamikonumber7]

After spending three or four nights on the Pit, I've found quite a few little treasures in the KH section. These include

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[bouncy_erbear]

Awww why must fandom ruin Terra. He can do it on his own KH-fandom, I promise.

I like this 3rd fic idea XD

[yamikonumber7]

He really does a bang-up job without their help, huh.

Me too. It's eating my brain. o_o

[fae_of_the_rose]

And we love every minute of your sarcastic, impatient, trope-inverson too ♥

[yamikonumber7]

Well, I'm glad I'm amusing somebody XD ♥

[fairytaledreams]

....one of my eyebrows could not travel higher up my forehead while my other eye couldn't twitch any harder if they tried.

also, your idea sounds epic and I expect links.

[yamikonumber7]

That's an interesting expression. Mine generally winds up fluctuating between 8D;;;, DX, and XD. Because laughter is great badfic therapy.

/tallying up the number of DO ITs people are giving for this fic idea

[fairytaledreams]

lol it made my head hurt after a while but it expressed my WTF so well XD

/EXPECTS LINKS DAMNIT

[croix_souillees]

I started laughing so hard and I can' stop. I wonder if there's a decent KH/BbS fic out there that won't make me want to scream and tear my eyes out or just cry.

[yamikonumber7]

I AM GLAD TO BE AMUSING 8D;;; I've written a bit and I've actually been searching for good BBS fic myself. Eventually, I'll figure something out. Eventually. \O_o/

If all else fails, kh_drabble usually has great stuff, even if it's all...well, drabble-length.

[croix_souillees]

The only KH fics I've been reading with any regularity would be yours, edmondia's and ... that other person whose name escapes me. sob.

Do you have any that you can rec?

[yuukihikari]

Oh my god, what possessed you to do that on FFN LOL. Poor Terra... poor Aqua... you know... just poor KH XD;;;

Fic premise: Terra is a new knight assigned to Princess Aqua. One day, under Knight!Terra's supervision, Unversed show up and Princess Aqua COMPLETELY ANHILATES EVERYTHING. Knight Terra is flabbergasted and terrified. Aqua shrugs, 'dad wants me to be his helpless little girl, sorry to burst your Terra.' Avatar!Toph syndrome of 'helpless little girl not so helpless'. Aqua teaches Knight Terra on the ways to defeat the darkness inside of him. They fall in luuuuv. Together they rescue a boy they once met on a magic-carpet-ride journey named Ven from the Evil Master Xehanort.

I shouldn't want to write that XD

[yamikonumber7]

A HONED SENSE OF SCHADENFREUDE AND THE BITTIEST FRAGMENTS OF HOPE I have no idea. I wanted reading material, man. ;A;

...Please write that. You write that, and I'll write mine, and we'll compare. XD