Please, my friends, help me to be sanguine and as amused as I should be by the FB I got today, which suggested that the word cock is "not tasteful" and that I should think of something else more appropriate.

Quivering man-tower?

Pee-pee?

Franklin?

1) My iTouch, which is capable of showing me TV shows, dies on day four of the monthlong trip to Australia ( Read more... )

... Emilio's Tapas has closed.

WHYYY?