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Ya've gaht to be fuckin' kiddin' me.

[Sound of drums being played loudly and proudly]

Skwisgaar, I gaht 'em back, Dood.

Skwisgaar is right, this is bullshit. I'm a fuckin' billionaire, in the most brutal band in the world! I don't gahtta put up with this crap! Ok, whatever,  it was fun at first, bein' able to go places without douchebag fans stalkin' an' harrasin' me but this has gahtt'n beyond a joke. Hello? Have ya douchebags been dead under a rock or somethin'? ( Read more... )

I think maybe Skwisgaar is sick or somethin', I dunno what the hell is goin' on with him. He said somethin' about 'revaluating his life' or somethin' along the lines of that. This must be what this place does ta ya, he's locked in his room with his guitar and I ain't seen much of him the past day or so. Looks like I'll be celebrating St Patricks ( Read more... )

I feel like crap, jest my luck to get a douchebag cold or somethin'. No, I ain't gaht a hangover before anyone says that. Fuck this, I think I'll jest stay in bed today. Skwisgaar don't wake me up, ok? Jest let me sleep, dood.

Those cinnamon buns were good, thanks a bunch, Misa. I ain't eaten 'em all yet, they're good though, dood. There is seriously nothin' ta do here, Skwisgaar said he'd try and get me drums, hopefully he'll be able ta do that fer me or I think I might go apeshit insane with boredom.

So Toki's left, jest me and Skwisgaar here now. Makes me wonder how long we'll both be stuck in this fuckin' place. Maybe Skwisgaar will go next, ain't ever got a clue what's gonna happen next in this place. Ain't even been here that long but this place is doing my fuckin' head in.
Hey Misa where you able to make the cinnamon buns, dood?

Ok, I ain't accustomed to this way of life and I ain't been here long, but is there anythin' interestin' to do in this douchebag place? I seriously gaht to get a drumkit here or somethin'. It's weird not bein' able to play.

Toki's with some dood called Aaron. I spoke to him earlier and he said Toki is good so he ain't out on the streets or whatever.

Jest when I thought thin's couldn't get any weirder, they did. Skwisgaar wasn't kiddin' about this place, that's fer sure. I need another drink.