What do ye do wif a drunken sailor earl-eye in the marnin'.

--Someone to be killin' me now, thank ye kindly.

[ooc: Haahahahaha. XD]

Why did I go to LA.

Why didn't I stop drinking ten years ago.

Why didn't I just let Holly win that last racquetball game.

Why is it only during Christmas, huh.

Why do they aim for my fucking shoulders.

Why is there always broken glass when I don't got any shoes.

Why bombs.

Why'd the kid have to disappear.

Why'd -she- have to disappear too.

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....

You have got to be shitting me...

Tomato sauce? Really?

And here I thought I was gonna fucking die.

Silly, silly, silly me.

So, -I- had a heart attack this morning.

Look--ma'am---I'm not an intruder, this is, uh...curse. Thing. I've been TRYING to get this damn thing off, but it's not happening.

But, uh--I'm sorry for any inconvenience. And my boxers.

Luce, don't worry if I'm kinda missing.

I'm kinda handcuffed to someone. I'll check in later, are you--cursed? Or what?

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Okay.

Sorry.

Disappeared for a minute there. Sorta trying to do my job, what with--people turning up disemboweled with their heads missing. Where's Matt.

Shit.

Shit.

I'm...really tired.

I picked a hell of a time to stop drinking.

Oh, yeah. New guy coming to live here. Just play nice.

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Mom??

Hey MOM?!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

Aw, come ON! This isn't funny!!

My stupid sister did this, didn't she.

Aw, come ON.

Moooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!!

[ooc: I had to. :3]

There was a forest....

In the apartment.

For a minute there, I thought I got sucked into Jumanji, or some shit.

Bugs as big as your head. Kinda pretty, though. Eden.
There's nothing going on today, right? Nothing trying to kill anybody? Huh?

Say yes. Fuck.

I'm patrolling tonight. And buying another few packs of cigarettes.

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...

What the fuck is that?

Anybody else here that?

Yeah. Yeah---what the -fuck- is that?

And anyone who thinks about obeying a creepy song coming from a group of trees that's always trying to kill you, I'd think twice.

Jesus, what is this, a reenactment of medieval england. Shit.

Matt, Eden--just...stay in uninfected areas, will ya? Give me heart attacks to go along with my tar lungs.

Almost wish I stayed in Queens.

Hey, hey! Finally found this thing--

Kinda been wanderin' around, alot of people are acting really weird---

Hey, Matt?? Eden? Where are you kids, I've been looking everywhere--feel like ordering pizza tonight.

Found a penny today. Means goodluck, right? Haha.

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