Shitty neighbors

[y0ssarian]

Last night, as I was about to get into bed, I was somewhat surprised to hear our downstairs neighbor pounding on the ceiling. I'm not sure if it was the woman who actually lives there or her boyfriend. I should try to think of good nicknames for the women downstairs. Fatty and Trashy were one thought, but I think Fatty is even trashier than Trashy

Comments

[jessicka]

They're lucky to have us as upstairs neighbors and they don't even appreciate it. All we do is sit around. We sit in front of the TV, we sit in front of our computers. Our walking is really kept to a minimum. Also, I would have been glad to try to alleviate the floor/ceiling noise late at night by making fewer trips from the bathroom to the bedroom as I'm getting ready for bed or tiptoeing or whatever, but now I don't want to because instead of acting like civilized humans and mentioning something about it to us or even to Steve, they have to pound on the walls like angry stupid apes. Also, yeah, it's not like they're ever quiet. If we pounded on the walls every time they played loud obnoxious music or filled our rooms with cigarette smoke or came home drunk and shrieking, the walls would've collapsed by now.

[brandude]

1. They have no right to be pissed off that the ceiling/floor squeaks. They live DOWNSTAIRS in a building that was built in 40 or 50 years ago. There is no law that says you can't wander around your home at 11:45pm, 1:40am, 4:39am or 2:17pm. (jessicka correct me if I'm wrong there...) Also, I hear Grandma Tube-Top and HER boyfriend making a fucking ruckus every night. Last night it went from about midnight until at least 1:15, when I went to sleep. They must have REALLY loud voices, because them talking was louder than a 2 month old baby screaming at 4am. So, your conversational speaking voice is nothing to worry about. I'm guessing that Trashy Tons-Of-Fun is just a fucking retard. (I apologize to any 'tards that may be reading this. No disrespect to you.)

2. Oh, I guess I said number 2 up there. It was going to be the part about Grandma Tube-Top.

[y0ssarian]

SWEET! Grandma tube-top and trashy tons-o-fun it is!

[birdwalk]

If you'd helped me try to convince Matthew and Brian to be my roommates and live downstairs, this wouldn't be a problem. It would be all fun all the time.

[brandude]

If you'd helped me try to convince Matthew and Brian to be my roommates and live downstairs, this wouldn't be a problem. It would be all squawking fun all the time.

[birdwalk]

She's quiet if someone's near her - y'all birdsat when she was just getting used to being with humans. Plus I cover her at night and she shuts up. She's currently snuggled up against my ear. See? Cute.

[brandude]

No matter how much I sass her, she is nowhere near as crappy as our neighbors. Please send my apologies to the lil' miss Dixie.

[jobsafety]

I was gonna suggest maybe Trashy and Trashfatty.