Buffalo are pretty weird. A farm I pass by on a semi-daily basis has a few loafing around in a small fenced in area near the entrance, and although from the side and such they appear to be pretty damn huge, the oft-ignored frontal view is truly something to behold.

For lack of a better term, they're really fucking thin, okay. Thin like paper. The ( Read more... )

Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right ( Read more... )

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

EGGNOG AND COKE TASTE GOOD TOGETHER WHAT THE HELL

ALSO I FIGURED OUT WHAT THIS ANIMAL CRACKER IS SUPPOSED TO BE IT IS A GORILLA PROBABLY

WE ARE COVERING BOLD NEW GROUND HERE PEOPLE

HISTORY WILL LOOK BACK UPON US AS REVOLUTIONARIES

Yesterday was the first time in two years that I was actually somewhere in the United States on Independence Day! Historically I have also failed to notice its passing until several days afterward, because awareness of the flow of time is for squares, man. In a wildly uncharacteristic display of sociability, however, I actually did something with ( Read more... )