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I GOT THE TATS.

wow, i really have too much time on my hands.
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i was in the bathroom this morning dropping the cosby kids off at the swimming pool, when i noticed my brothers current choice of deodorant sitting on the counter. it was that kind w/ the green strip down the middle, aka a 'power stripe'. now ive seen the commercials for this here deodorant & ill be honest, it confuses me. i mean if you think about ( Read more... )

the guy from the vintage automobile service called me back earlier & he's going to bring the car to my house tonight to show it to me ( Read more... )

...neither do bitch tits, a fat ass and a horse cock.

wow, my mom is a slut.
shes too lazy to drive me to school, so now i have to stay home, yet again. then in a horrible attempt to punish me, she tells me paul cant come over tonight. bitch you wet, its monday not tuesday.

i have two horrible cuts on my left thumb. i cut it yesterday at work while playing w/ staples. god damn stationary ( Read more... )

id do anything to speak w/ you right now.