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[xxdabiffestxx]

How can you get an ASBO served on a vampire?

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[ablealba]

What's an ASBO?

[xxdabiffestxx]

It's when the law writes you a letter and shit that says you isn't allowed to do things or you'll get in trouble, like you isn't allowed to be a vampire within 30 feet of some other people or you isn't allowed to say grass in Wales or some shit of that nature.

[xspitfireflyerx]

Yeah, it is like, an injunction against being yourself and shit, which is like totally unfair as you should always be yourself cause that's who you is and shit, isn't it?

[xxdabiffestxx]

Unless you is a vampire, that's just gay.

[mrlafleur]

Did you just say vampire?

[xxdabiffestxx]

What, is you indefinite or some shit?

[mrlafleur]

Excuse me?

Hate to break it to you, Helsing, but vampires just ain't real.

[xxdabiffestxx]

Well maybe you should talk to him then because this is him blah blah I vant to suck your blood because I'm like a big old paedo or something, and this is me stop stalking my journal, like, and this is him blah blah I'm a big gay vampire and shit and I do the MSBD with some mingey lezzer or some shit, so he thinks he's real and this and that, and you can go tell him he isn't and see how that goes, yeah?