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Sep 27, 2010 23:44

How can you get an ASBO served on a vampire?

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ablealba September 29 2010, 21:22:03 UTC

What's an ASBO?

xxdabiffestxx September 29 2010, 23:50:56 UTC

It's when the law writes you a letter and shit that says you isn't allowed to do things or you'll get in trouble, like you isn't allowed to be a vampire within 30 feet of some other people or you isn't allowed to say grass in Wales or some shit of that nature.

xspitfireflyerx September 29 2010, 23:56:22 UTC

Yeah, it is like, an injunction against being yourself and shit, which is like totally unfair as you should always be yourself cause that's who you is and shit, isn't it?

xxdabiffestxx September 29 2010, 23:57:08 UTC

Unless you is a vampire, that's just gay.

xspitfireflyerx September 29 2010, 23:58:24 UTC

It is well bent. Standard.

ablealba September 30 2010, 00:26:42 UTC

Oh. You speak really bad English.

There are vampires here? Like. Real ones?

xxdabiffestxx September 30 2010, 01:57:44 UTC

Straight up, homegirl, there is this geezer who says he is like Dracula and shit.

xspitfireflyerx September 30 2010, 02:02:27 UTC

Stole your girl too, didn't he. Random.

xxdabiffestxx September 30 2010, 02:04:26 UTC

Yeah, like, to play SBDM with and shit, and then was well harsh to me and otherwise rude and shit, and that's why he needs an ASBO, isn't it?

ablealba September 30 2010, 03:33:29 UTC

Wait. He says he is Dracula? Like everyone knows him as Dracula?

xxdabiffestxx September 30 2010, 03:47:16 UTC

I guess his name is like Alucard or some shit but he is so totally a Dracula, and like, this is his girlfriend to me, Dracula is my bitch, right, and it is so random.

ablealba September 30 2010, 03:49:47 UTC

Oh. How do you know he's a real vampire?

xxdabiffestxx September 30 2010, 03:52:13 UTC

... I guess he could be like a gothic or some shit. Calling yourself a vampire when you isn't is so fake!

ablealba September 30 2010, 03:53:54 UTC

I know, I just meant does he like. Suck blood and only come out and night and stuff?

xxdabiffestxx September 30 2010, 03:58:45 UTC

Psh, as if I know, do you think I is stalking him and following him around and watching what he drinks and this and that, because that is so lame and is the sort of thing the MP do and then they try and write you up for painting your Spitfire yellow or having a drink or something when those things are so totally within your human rights, and I is not some kind of MP gaylord who does things like that, I am just me, you know?

ablealba September 30 2010, 03:59:31 UTC

No. I'm confused.

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