It's when the law writes you a letter and shit that says you isn't allowed to do things or you'll get in trouble, like you isn't allowed to be a vampire within 30 feet of some other people or you isn't allowed to say grass in Wales or some shit of that nature.
Yeah, it is like, an injunction against being yourself and shit, which is like totally unfair as you should always be yourself cause that's who you is and shit, isn't it?
I guess his name is like Alucard or some shit but he is so totally a Dracula, and like, this is his girlfriend to me, Dracula is my bitch, right, and it is so random.
Psh, as if I know, do you think I is stalking him and following him around and watching what he drinks and this and that, because that is so lame and is the sort of thing the MP do and then they try and write you up for painting your Spitfire yellow or having a drink or something when those things are so totally within your human rights, and I is not some kind of MP gaylord who does things like that, I am just me, you know?
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There are vampires here? Like. Real ones?
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