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[xxdabiffestxx]

We need 2 buff well fit HOTTIES to chill with and like mack on and shit, you know what I mean, there is me and my homeboy and we is both pilots and shit so you know this is like real and shit.  If you is like a buff hotty and your mates is like also buff hotties and shit then you and your mates should like come chill with me and my mate and like

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[notyomammaskirk]

Yeah, not the way to get girls.

Just. FYI.

[xspitfireflyerx]

Don't be a jerk, blad. You is not a buff hotty or shit.

[notyomammaskirk]

And, I think I understood 3 of those words, and maybe the articles and pronouns. Are you sure you're speaking Standard?

[xspitfireflyerx]

I isn't speaking Standard, I am speaking English, blad.

[moirabyrne]

Wow.

Are you serious?

[xspitfireflyerx]

If you is a major buff hotty, then yes.

[moirabyrne]

I definitely was not offering, I was just shocked by the brass nature of the request.

[xxdabiffestxx]

Hey, that's just me, you know, that's who I am, I isn't going to go playing games and being fake like some people. It's like, you know what I mean?