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[xxdabiffestxx]

We need 2 buff well fit HOTTIES to chill with and like mack on and shit, you know what I mean, there is me and my homeboy and we is both pilots and shit so you know this is like real and shit.  If you is like a buff hotty and your mates is like also buff hotties and shit then you and your mates should like come chill with me and my mate and like

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[notyomammaskirk]

Yeah, not the way to get girls.

Just. FYI.

[xspitfireflyerx]

Don't be a jerk, blad. You is not a buff hotty or shit.

[notyomammaskirk]

And, I think I understood 3 of those words, and maybe the articles and pronouns. Are you sure you're speaking Standard?

[xspitfireflyerx]

I isn't speaking Standard, I am speaking English, blad.

[xxdabiffestxx]

But English IS standard unless you is like foreign or a Gypsy or some shit, isn't it?

[xspitfireflyerx]

Isn't it?

[xxdabiffestxx]

Isn't it?

[xspitfireflyerx]

Isn't it?

[xxdabiffestxx]

Isn't it though?

[xspitfireflyerx]

Standard.

[xxdabiffestxx]

Yeah man, that's just, like, your opinion

[notyomammaskirk]

My opinion backed up with quite a bit of experimentation in controlled scientific conditions.

[xxdabiffestxx]

All we ever did in science was like science and shit, you must have gone to a well nice school, man.