Give him back already!

[xxcelebornxx]

Ok, so yesterday was supposed to be a completely normal day, you know- dress up like an idiot, dress the kids up in really adorable identical outfits, show off our nifty pumpkin, get lots of candy, right? NO! Glorfie goes outside for like one second or so and gets KIDNAPPED! And then they want me to leave a pint of blood and a bag of Fritos for

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I'll help!

[lordelrohir]

*brandishes knife/nicks finger*

Ow!

Um...what should I do!

Yay!

[xxcelebornxx]

Oh! Poor baby! :(

*does Super OCD grandpa thing and cleans and puts band-aid on cut*

For starters, try not to hurt yourself and uh..... I guess we just wait for now and see if they ever give Glorfie back. If he's not here after the twins go to sleep, we randomly kill suspicious looking people! :D Ok?!

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[lordelrohir]

Thanks Grampa!!!!

And that sounds great!

Um...you have any, er, you know...drugs?

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[xxcelebornxx]

No prblem :D

Hehehe Of course I do, kiddo...the heroin is in my black cat cookie jar and the coke is in the flower pot.

[earwen]

:(

*hugs*

I didn't think there was a bastard more sadistic than your husband out there. Then they kidnap him and I'm proven wrong. Very sad world. :(

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[xxcelebornxx]

*hugs back*

I know! I mean who the fuck in their right mind would kidnap him he's like... well, damnit he's Glorfie for fuck's sake.

This world is just no longer safe for children. :( My poor babies.

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[earwen]

I'm sure Glorfie has hung, drawn, and quatered them already, sweetie.

:( Poor grandbabies, poor Glorfie-less Cel-baby. :( Though make sure that when he comes back, this conversation never happened. If he asks, I encouraged you to forge his death certificate and collect the life insurance.