Give him back already!
Ok, so yesterday was supposed to be a completely normal day, you know- dress up like an idiot, dress the kids up in really adorable identical outfits, show off our nifty pumpkin, get lots of candy, right? NO! Glorfie goes outside for like one second or so and gets KIDNAPPED! And then they want me to leave a pint of blood and a bag of Fritos for them!
Well I gave you fuckers a QUART of blood and I'm kind of woozy from like bleeding alot until Ingrid saw the blood and burned my wound closed, AND I gave you your fucking bag of Fritos!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FOOF MUFFIN?!
If I don't get him back soon, you will be very sorry. I will find you one day and I will train my children and pets to eat the flesh off of you fuckers slowly and painfully.
So, PLEASE give me my husband back! Pretty pretty pretty please?!
P.S. - Sauron, the azaleas were beautiful! :)
Well I gave you fuckers a QUART of blood and I'm kind of woozy from like bleeding alot until Ingrid saw the blood and burned my wound closed, AND I gave you your fucking bag of Fritos!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FOOF MUFFIN?!
If I don't get him back soon, you will be very sorry. I will find you one day and I will train my children and pets to eat the flesh off of you fuckers slowly and painfully.
So, PLEASE give me my husband back! Pretty pretty pretty please?!
P.S. - Sauron, the azaleas were beautiful! :)