Comments | xxcelebornxx: Mother fucker...going to leave me cuffed to Claude...

xxcelebornxx

Mother fucker...going to leave me cuffed to Claude...

Jul 15, 2002 08:35

So Glorfie decides to leave me cuffed to Claude. Listening to him recite poetry the first few hours was okay, after the fourth hour it began to wear on me. By the fifth, he had to be destroyed. Then there's the damn molestations that never fucking end. The last straw was Bjork. I could handle poetry, the molestations ...but not Bjork. I'm sorry, it ( Read more... )

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bnh July 15 2002, 06:19:39 UTC

glorfind3l July 15 2002, 09:01:20 UTC

Yes.

And that fucking horse needs to be sent to a glue factory. All anyone has to do is claim that they fucked Celeborn, mention the silver pants that EVERYONE remembers and he believes it. I hate horses, they only cause trouble. *angrily rubs the contact point of Arwen's shovel from the first theft of Asfaloth*

bnh July 15 2002, 09:04:13 UTC

Poor Glorfie. *hugs*

Re: xxcelebornxx July 15 2002, 12:44:12 UTC

It was no prettier for me.

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glorfind3l July 15 2002, 08:03:25 UTC

YOU FUCKING IDIOT DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING BLEED TO DEATH?!!!! TWO DAYS. YOU COULDN'T WAIT TWO DAYS?! WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU CUT HIS HAND OFF?!KLAAKLSDJFAKLSDF

*deep breath* Celeborn, unlock the door before you pass out and I have to break it down.

Re: xxcelebornxx July 15 2002, 12:43:41 UTC

BLEEDING TO DEATH IS A MINOR DETAIL!!!!! That I happened not to think about...so...yeah...

How about I chain you to Claude? Would you want to wait two whole days?

I didn't cut his hand off because I chained him to me, not vice versa for once.

No, I couldn't wait. It's one hand, big fucking deal.

earwen July 15 2002, 08:21:49 UTC

*hovers spiritlike for a second*

...listen to Glorfie. Just... GAH. CELEBORN!! I've only been gone a week and you've already lost an appendage?!

*sighs in defeat and drops a roll of gauze from no where*

*vanishes*

glorfind3l July 15 2002, 08:56:19 UTC

Incredible, isn't it? >_< *picks up gauze* Thank you. *goes off to closet to get axe, cursing under breath*

*lops off the fucking doorknob and walks into the bathroom* *fights off nausea at the sight of so much blood* You ass. *wraps and tourniquets Celeborn's, uh, stump* We're going to see Elrond to make sure this doesn't get (any more) infected, and then we're going to give a couple of Valar a call. Hook hand-replacements and babies don't mix. *keeping up a steady stream of agitated cursing; wipes some blood off of Celeborn's face and kisses his forehead* Ass.

Re: xxcelebornxx July 15 2002, 12:52:07 UTC

I don't need to see Elrond or a Valar, I'm fine... all we have to do is burn it.

glorfind3l July 15 2002, 13:25:38 UTC

*blaze* I am not just cauterizing and sticking a Band Aid on the fucking thing. You severed a major artery, and we are GOING TO GET IT FIXED.

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