in record time
nc-17; pwp; sehun/luhan; 2,298w
summary: luhan likes to play a little game whenever sehun is tasked to clean the dishes right after dinner. (or dishwashing!au, as lisa so fondly calls it)
a/n: finished this eons ago but only got around to posting it now. welps. inspired by
this.
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“hmm,” luhan only says. sehun doesn’t really like the sound of that response. ”do you remember that little game we used to play, sehunnie?” )
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where do i begin tho????????? ((and how does this commenting thing even work ide.....))
EVEN THO IT'S LIKE MY FIFTH TIME READING IT I STILL LOVE IT???????
BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU
EHEHHEHEHEHEHE
he is especially nowhere near the epitome of virtue and purity when luhan, all of a sudden, deep-throats him, letting sehun’s cock slide to the back of his throat.
THIS IS LIKE MY FAVORITE PART AOIDJESFHFUJAS I CRY OKAY
and i'd like to believe the virtue and purity thing to be a subliminal message to me, the pure and virtuous sister lisa, of course (((((SHHHHHH JUST LET ME BE DELU CAUSE /I NEVER AM/)))))
he already has his pants on and, no, no one would possibly suspect that luhan had just given him the Most Amazing Blowjob Ever
you know what this calls for???? ONE OF MY AMAZING WELL DRAWN GOLDEN STARS
he really isn’t looking forward to another one of luhan’s silly games (in the back of his mind though, sehun begrudgingly admits that maybe, just maybe, he is). ( ... )
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BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU
I AM BAWLING RN. DID YOU SERIOUSLY READ THIS FOR FIVE TIMES ALREADY I CANNOT
I LOVE YOU, TOO!! no matter how horrible you are as my porn enabler
THIS IS LIKE MY FAVORITE PART AOIDJESFHFUJAS I CRY OKAY
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. THIS CALLS FOR LIVE READING AGAIN!!1!!
DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IIIIITTTT.
you know what this calls for???? ONE OF MY AMAZING WELL DRAWN GOLDEN STARS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pls no thanks
wow this is just screaming for a 10 part series of hunhan oneshots where they do household activities intertwined with sexy times omg like sehun doing the laundry and luhan pops out of the washing machine and demands for his d-- i mean..something like that.......OH OH OHO HHHOOHOHHO OR SEHUN VACUUMING THE CARPET OR SEHUN DUSTING THE WINDOWS AND IF HE EXPLODES ALL OVER THE WINDOW LUHAN FORCES HIM TO WEAR A MAID OUTFITNOW EVERYONE IN LJ CAN SEE WHY YOU'RE MY PORN ENABLER. LOOK AT ALL THESE IDEAS I JUST ( ... )
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THIS IS LIKE THE PORN EQUIVALENT OF PAVLOVIAN CONDITIONING
GEE. UR LIKE A GENIUS. LOL
omg this is awesomest.
sehun should like have revenge game for lulu
laundry!au /winks winks wiggles wiggles
#PrettyFairyPrincessGeeIsAwesomestmestmest
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i love you.
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ilysm too, kei ♥
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“be careful, sehunnie,” luhan singsongs right after drawing his mouth away in a slick slide, his breath tickling sehun’s sensitive cock. it’s frustrating how luhan still sounds absolutely pleased when sehun is all but close to dying from trying to hold off his orgasm. “you don’t want kyungsoo unleashing his wrath on you for accidentally breaking one of his precious plates, do you?”
CRYING
BLESS YOU
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we are a very rare and unwanted specie lol
WIPES YOUR TEARS AWAY ;A;
thank you for reading, bb!
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THIS IS FLAWLESS I DON'T EVEN
WHAT
I DIDN'T KNOW I WANTED THIS UNTIL NOW SO THANK YOU
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but thank you for reading anyway! im glad you liked it? ;n;
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luhan's silly games is actually fun XDXDXD
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thank you for reading!
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