in record time

Feb 04, 2013 20:41

in record time
nc-17; pwp; sehun/luhan; 2,298w
summary: luhan likes to play a little game whenever sehun is tasked to clean the dishes right after dinner. (or dishwashing!au, as lisa so fondly calls it)
a/n: finished this eons ago but only got around to posting it now. welps. inspired by this.

“hmm,” luhan only says. sehun doesn’t really like the sound of that response. ”do you remember that little game we used to play, sehunnie?” )

pairing: sehun/luhan, length: oneshot, genre: pwp, rating: nc-17

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xxbbq February 4 2013, 12:43:44 UTC
TOP SPOT FOR LISA <333

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boydeer February 6 2013, 00:38:57 UTC
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAWUIHFSDJFKHASDUFJHSDFUAISHFJSDKF
where do i begin tho????????? ((and how does this commenting thing even work ide.....))

EVEN THO IT'S LIKE MY FIFTH TIME READING IT I STILL LOVE IT???????
BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU
EHEHHEHEHEHEHE

he is especially nowhere near the epitome of virtue and purity when luhan, all of a sudden, deep-throats him, letting sehun’s cock slide to the back of his throat.
THIS IS LIKE MY FAVORITE PART AOIDJESFHFUJAS I CRY OKAY
and i'd like to believe the virtue and purity thing to be a subliminal message to me, the pure and virtuous sister lisa, of course (((((SHHHHHH JUST LET ME BE DELU CAUSE /I NEVER AM/)))))

he already has his pants on and, no, no one would possibly suspect that luhan had just given him the Most Amazing Blowjob Ever
you know what this calls for???? ONE OF MY AMAZING WELL DRAWN GOLDEN STARS

he really isn’t looking forward to another one of luhan’s silly games (in the back of his mind though, sehun begrudgingly admits that maybe, just maybe, he is). ( ... )

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xxbbq February 6 2013, 19:52:41 UTC
EVEN THO IT'S LIKE MY FIFTH TIME READING IT I STILL LOVE IT???????
BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU
I AM BAWLING RN. DID YOU SERIOUSLY READ THIS FOR FIVE TIMES ALREADY I CANNOT
I LOVE YOU, TOO!! no matter how horrible you are as my porn enabler

THIS IS LIKE MY FAVORITE PART AOIDJESFHFUJAS I CRY OKAY
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. THIS CALLS FOR LIVE READING AGAIN!!1!!
DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IIIIITTTT.

you know what this calls for???? ONE OF MY AMAZING WELL DRAWN GOLDEN STARS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pls no thanks

wow this is just screaming for a 10 part series of hunhan oneshots where they do household activities intertwined with sexy times omg like sehun doing the laundry and luhan pops out of the washing machine and demands for his d-- i mean..something like that.......OH OH OHO HHHOOHOHHO OR SEHUN VACUUMING THE CARPET OR SEHUN DUSTING THE WINDOWS AND IF HE EXPLODES ALL OVER THE WINDOW LUHAN FORCES HIM TO WEAR A MAID OUTFITNOW EVERYONE IN LJ CAN SEE WHY YOU'RE MY PORN ENABLER. LOOK AT ALL THESE IDEAS I JUST ( ... )

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xxbbq February 4 2013, 12:44:05 UTC
spoteu for potato kei17 <3

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kei17 February 4 2013, 13:25:43 UTC
OMG MY FAIRY PRINCESS.
THIS IS LIKE THE PORN EQUIVALENT OF PAVLOVIAN CONDITIONING
GEE. UR LIKE A GENIUS. LOL

omg this is awesomest.
sehun should like have revenge game for lulu
laundry!au /winks winks wiggles wiggles

#PrettyFairyPrincessGeeIsAwesomestmestmest

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kei17 February 4 2013, 13:26:36 UTC
and u can see how much i love this by all the LIKE in my comment pmsl
i love you.

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xxbbq February 6 2013, 19:38:00 UTC
why you would even like this is beyond me, though ;n;
ilysm too, kei ♥

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euphorias February 4 2013, 14:37:20 UTC
God bless the people who write Hunhan pwp.

“be careful, sehunnie,” luhan singsongs right after drawing his mouth away in a slick slide, his breath tickling sehun’s sensitive cock. it’s frustrating how luhan still sounds absolutely pleased when sehun is all but close to dying from trying to hold off his orgasm. “you don’t want kyungsoo unleashing his wrath on you for accidentally breaking one of his precious plates, do you?”

CRYING

BLESS YOU

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xxbbq February 6 2013, 19:34:49 UTC
God bless the people who write Hunhan pwp.
we are a very rare and unwanted specie lol

WIPES YOUR TEARS AWAY ;A;
thank you for reading, bb!

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zeropercent February 4 2013, 14:41:17 UTC
oh my god LUHAN

THIS IS FLAWLESS I DON'T EVEN

WHAT

I DIDN'T KNOW I WANTED THIS UNTIL NOW SO THANK YOU

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xxbbq February 6 2013, 19:33:16 UTC
HOW CAN YOU EVEN WANT SOMETHING LIKE THIS IS TOTALLY BEYOND ME
but thank you for reading anyway! im glad you liked it? ;n;

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zeropercent February 6 2013, 20:03:18 UTC
BECAUSE WHO DOESN'T WANT DISH WASHING SEXY TIMES LBR

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xxbbq February 6 2013, 20:06:39 UTC
LOL THE REAL QUESTION HERE IS WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT ONE

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rebel_kai February 4 2013, 14:56:25 UTC
ahahahaha XDXDXD
luhan's silly games is actually fun XDXDXD

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xxbbq February 6 2013, 19:32:28 UTC
lol this is what you get with horny!luhan ;)
thank you for reading!

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