in record time
in record time
nc-17; pwp; sehun/luhan; 2,298w
summary: luhan likes to play a little game whenever sehun is tasked to clean the dishes right after dinner. (or dishwashing!au, as lisa so fondly calls it)
a/n: finished this eons ago but only got around to posting it now. welps. inspired by this.
( “hmm,” luhan only says. sehun doesn’t really like the sound of that response. ”do you remember that little game we used to play, sehunnie?” )
nc-17; pwp; sehun/luhan; 2,298w
summary: luhan likes to play a little game whenever sehun is tasked to clean the dishes right after dinner. (or dishwashing!au, as lisa so fondly calls it)
a/n: finished this eons ago but only got around to posting it now. welps. inspired by this.
( “hmm,” luhan only says. sehun doesn’t really like the sound of that response. ”do you remember that little game we used to play, sehunnie?” )
where do i begin tho????????? ((and how does this commenting thing even work ide.....))
EVEN THO IT'S LIKE MY FIFTH TIME READING IT I STILL LOVE IT???????
BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU
EHEHHEHEHEHEHE
he is especially nowhere near the epitome of virtue and purity when luhan, all of a sudden, deep-throats him, letting sehun’s cock slide to the back of his throat.
THIS IS LIKE MY FAVORITE PART AOIDJESFHFUJAS I CRY OKAY
and i'd like to believe the virtue and purity thing to be a subliminal message to me, the pure and virtuous sister lisa, of course (((((SHHHHHH JUST LET ME BE DELU CAUSE /I NEVER AM/)))))
he already has his pants on and, no, no one would possibly suspect that luhan had just given him the Most Amazing Blowjob Ever
you know what this calls for???? ONE OF MY AMAZING WELL DRAWN GOLDEN STARS
he really isn’t looking forward to another one of luhan’s silly games (in the back of his mind though, sehun begrudgingly admits that maybe, just maybe, he is).
wow this is just screaming for a 10 part series of hunhan oneshots where they do household activities intertwined with sexy times omg like sehun doing the laundry and luhan pops out of the washing machine and demands for his d-- i mean..something like that.......OH OH OHO HHHOOHOHHO OR SEHUN VACUUMING THE CARPET OR SEHUN DUSTING THE WINDOWS AND IF HE EXPLODES ALL OVER THE WINDOW LUHAN FORCES HIM TO WEAR A MAID OUTFIT
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yes....yes......are you getting all this down gee..........
OMFG HOW DID THIS COMMENT GET SO LONG I JUST WANTED TO COMMENT WITH A REACTION PICTURE AND SAYING THAT I LOVE YOU BUT I LOST TRACK GDI
TL;DR: I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE THIS FIC AND I LOVE YOUR HUNHAN SEXY TIMES AND IM JUST WAITING FOR SEHUN TO """""DUST LUHAN'S BOOKSHELF"""""" OR """""VACUUM LUHAN'S CARPET""""" IN THE NEAR FUTURE OK
and then this is basically me finishing this fic for the 348957934th time:
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BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU
I AM BAWLING RN. DID YOU SERIOUSLY READ THIS FOR FIVE TIMES ALREADY I CANNOT
I LOVE YOU, TOO!! no matter how horrible you are as my porn enabler
THIS IS LIKE MY FAVORITE PART AOIDJESFHFUJAS I CRY OKAY
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. THIS CALLS FOR LIVE READING AGAIN!!1!!
DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IIIIITTTT.
you know what this calls for???? ONE OF MY AMAZING WELL DRAWN GOLDEN STARS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pls no thanks
wow this is just screaming for a 10 part series of hunhan oneshots where they do household activities intertwined with sexy times omg like sehun doing the laundry and luhan pops out of the washing machine and demands for his d-- i mean..something like that.......OH OH OHO HHHOOHOHHO OR SEHUN VACUUMING THE CARPET OR SEHUN DUSTING THE WINDOWS AND IF HE EXPLODES ALL OVER THE WINDOW LUHAN FORCES HIM TO WEAR A MAID OUTFIT
NOW EVERYONE IN LJ CAN SEE WHY YOU'RE MY PORN ENABLER. LOOK AT ALL THESE IDEAS I JUST--
AND /10 PART SERIES OF HUNHAN PORN DOING HOUSEHOLD ACTIVITIES/ WOW CAN YOU PLS NOT.
IM ON A HUNHAN PORN REPENTANCE OKAY!!
TL;DR: I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE THIS FIC AND I LOVE YOUR HUNHAN SEXY TIMES
lol, it's satisfying enough to know that you love it, bb. ♥
thank you so much for reading this for me the first time, pointing out to me what i should work on and stuff and then reading this again and leaving a long ass comment filled with so much love and incoherency! i know you dont use this lj account that much, but yeah, thank you again! ♥
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