on friday night i went to a party where the only rule was 'no puking.' i did a lot of stupid things but i waited to throw up until i got home the next day, it tasted like lemonade because that's what i had for breakfast.

i'm sending out a note or two that says we're all going to the same place, so it doesn't matter where you are in line. i'm holding one hand or two, depending if we're walking or dancing. either way i'm feeling fine.

dear everybody,
i don't have enough energy to pee and i cant open my mouth enough to eat a popsicle. but on the plus side(?) i now have four less teeth in my mouth!
hoping i'll get money from the tooth fairy (even though i dont have the teeth),
lindsay

if anyone has seen the stepford wives, let me know if the ending was any good. i saw most of it last night but then the film caught on fire and melted. at least the concession stand guy got a kick out of us trying to save him from cleaning up an icee mess on his counter. i guess most people don't react the way i did.

i want to go swimming in a lake.

today a sylvan learning center commercial made me cry. and i thought i hit rock bottom yesterday with 7th heaven.
"what flavor is it?"
"plain."

ummm so a couple days ago i forgot to go to physics. and then i skipped gym to get a coffee coolatta. and skipped spanish to make up a physics lab that i missed when i was skipping school to hang out in maine. and i ended up not making up that physics lab so i could go outside and watch the rockets being launched. and i didn't write the spanish ( Read more... )

today i came home to this message on the answering machine:

little girl's faint voice: ... i dialed... 5 4 3 4 i dialed, mommy
woman's voice: give me the phone! ...hello?
-click-

me: hey john. merry christmas ( Read more... )

someone needs to come to my house and eat the cookies i bought for something that got canceled so i dont eat any more of them.