God bless the soul who invented miniskirts.

And further well-earned appreciation to you upstanding young ladies with the generosity to wear them.

[several hours after this]

[Private to Monica]

Lady, you are alright in my books.

Seems like there's been a lot of slander thrown down on my good name of late, and I'd point out entirely without provocation. Scarcely fair for people to be ganging up on a poor boy like me, who's just over here minding his own business ( Read more... )

[Private to Edwina]

Might have a bit of info for ya, sunshine.

[/Private]

Now, this whole vegetarian thing I can understand. Not that I'll ever really wrap my head around why anyone would want to go through life, let alone a single day, without a proper juicy cut of beef bleeding on a plate, but I can follow the bleeding-heart hippie logic. I can. You got your predators and prey, and some people just gotta be the latter ( Read more... )

( All the better to eat you up with... )