Holy asshat! So I get home this morning and I start walking up to the door and I hear this LOUD ruckas in the bushes right by my front door. Scared the begezus out of me. It sounded like whatever it was must've been a person or at least a tiger, leopard or at the least Jared Fogel from those Subway commercials. All the sudden this huge scruffy
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