School is murderin' me.

I need to find a place in Chicago.

Morrissey is playing at the Genesee Theater in Waukegan in October; so there.

Watch this shit you faggots.

Everything you know is wrong and this is why.

http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/

CLASS SCHEDULE YEAH BOYEE:

Image Optics Wednesday 9:00 AM - 11:50 AM
Optical Printing I Wednesday 12:30 PM - 3:20 PM
Introduction to Literature Tues/Thurs 9:00 AM - 10:20 AM
Production II Tues/Thurs 1:00 PM - 4:50 PM

Fuck you Thurs/Sat Prod II.

Chinese Cresteds are ugly as shit, and here's how:

Google search for "chinese crested +ugliest dog".

EVERY DOG RUNNING FOR THIS "TITLE" is a chinese crested.

Suck dicks.

Shit's crazy.

I want to do something with my hair, but I'm not sure what.

I also want a not-shitty cellphone.

I need to find a job.

I also need to email one of the Tuesday/Thursday Prod II teachers and see if I can get into their class, otherwise I'll be taking Thursday/Saturday Prod II and fuck that.

Balls.

I ordered my new laptop today.

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Ashley has terrible taste in television.

Hey it's almost a tongue twister.

I have two weeks left in this semester and I'm pretty sure I'm going to fail my Image Design class. :D

You catch the ortolan with a net spread up in the forest canopy. Take it alive. Take it home. Poke out its eyes and put it in a small cage. Force-feed it oats and millet and figs until it has swollen to four times its normal size. Drown it in brandy. Roast it whole, in an oven at high heat, for six to eight minutes. Bring it to the table. Place a ( Read more... )