cocktail.

[xthriftcorex]

so i dont ever write in this shit. i think i'll just start writing about more random stuff and less about bob barker. you can only make so many The Price Is Right jokes before you run out of material. but oooooh do i have a story for you now. i watched TPIR today with eva (i have been lately because the Ice Age struck NC so the whole state shut

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[washed_up]

mmm Thrift you're back!! I've missed you, oh so much. And might I say, you are as amusing as always

xoxo

[notesoflust]

slut.

ryan, stop being a pussy. i got punched in the face repeatedly on saturday and i'm not whining about it. you're irish, suck it up.

[xthriftcorex]

dude. i'm not irish?

i'm redneck. we don't know what we are.

[notesoflust]

hahahahahahahhaha i love you. <3

pussy

[coveredunder]

pussy...dont forget to offend the skinny white girl....

[foxymuffin92]

I saw the squeeling contestant on The Price is Right yesterday. She also took a really long time to bid because she was too busy asking her fat friends what they thought the price was. Obviously, they were just dumb fat people.

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[abbyxskinny]

I totally saw it too!! My favorite was when Bob started to mock her. That was classic.

[sunkiss230]

you havent updated in soooo long!
ya your big bash this weekend... my girls will be there.
but i cant make it. im so sad.
have a good time and take care of them for me!!
<33 margot

[xloveisaliex]

save some of that fermented junk for me! i want to sell out again (it's more fun the second time!).

[xthriftcorex]

RE-EDGERS ALL THE WAAAY!

dude thats what the 3 x's stand for. you get three motherfuckin strikes.