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people always let me down.

( fuck you. )

you know what would be louder?

( ..if you hit the ball directly against my head. )

..the actual difference between sanity and insanity is whether or not one is legally responsible for their actions.

..it is politically incorrect to call asia "the orient," for a reason we're unsure of (not that i even knew it was called that in the first place).

..a cell phone in german is a handi, or however you spell it.

..someone in my class ( Read more... )

                 happy birthday meg !

( stolen from meg. )

when you wake up at four in the morning with your head pounding, and can still barely walk.. when you discover a series of self-inflicted cuts and remember the pool shed at home you broke by slamming your body into it and the picture frame glass shattered on the floor.. when you walk outside and realize your car isn't where you thought you'd left ( Read more... )

Q: Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
A: She thought it was diet coke.

omfg i need weed.

..and for people to answer their fucking phones.