PoW Omake 4: Welcome to the Turks

Jul 05, 2010 17:35

Title: Welcome to the Turks
Author: xpaperplanex
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~800
Pairings: Sephiroth/Cloud (implied)
Genre: humour
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: I do not own FFVII and make no money from this work.
Summary: Elena learns that being a Turk isn't quite as glamourous as it first appears ( Read more... )

fic: side story

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kazura_uyurin July 5 2010, 10:00:46 UTC
Lol. Oh Elena. Poor you. xD But it's really quite amusing, the whole scenario of cleaning up the mess in Seph's bathroom. xD

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xpaperplanex July 6 2010, 08:43:08 UTC
I had to write it. Sephiroth said "To hell with it!" and just left everything as it was. (He was planning to sleep in the guest room that night. The sheets were too crunchy. So he's glad Cloud needed him to come over.)

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xpaperplanex July 6 2010, 08:43:55 UTC
Yep. They needed someone to supervise the contractors, but they weren't going to waste a real Turk's time with it. Leave that to the rookies. :D

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towo July 5 2010, 15:09:45 UTC
Tseng is just evil! I can see him smiling evilly behind Elena's back after she complained xDDDD srsly!!

JAJAJA! the ritual part was WIN xDDDD

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xpaperplanex July 6 2010, 08:46:07 UTC
He probably would have if he wasn't so worried. In fact, I think those are the sorts of missions he loves to give out. Newbies are the best to torture like that. XD

I think there was a good deal of spray when Sephiroth pulled the glass out. (At least he's practical and does his dark rituals in the bathroom instead of on the carpet.)

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ardwynna_m July 6 2010, 11:52:39 UTC
I was wondering what it's like working the maid or laundry service in a Love Hotel. The uniform should be a Hazmat suit.

It's a good thing Tseng sent Elena anyway. She's still trying to impress and she obviously just wants to finish the job and get the hell out of there. Reno might snoop for the real dirt and then there'd be hints in the fanclubs about the preferred brand of lube and such. XD

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xpaperplanex July 8 2010, 07:34:23 UTC
Ooh, I think Reno's very upset that he's in the doghouse. That would've been the perfect opportunity to plant some cameras of his own. (I think Tseng knows better by now than to put Reno on a task like that.)

I'd definitely want a Hazmat suit if I had to clean a Love Hotel room.

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xpaperplanex July 9 2010, 05:17:46 UTC
Oh he probably would. Sephiroth said he'd take care of everything and get the bathroom fixed, so not to worry about it. But he didn't think the bedroom would be left as is and that people he knows would be coming in! XD

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