Title: Welcome to the Turks
Author:
xpaperplanexRating: PG
Word Count: ~800
Pairings: Sephiroth/Cloud (implied)
Genre: humour
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: I do not own FFVII and make no money from this work.
Summary: Elena learns that being a Turk isn't quite as glamourous as it first appears
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JAJAJA! the ritual part was WIN xDDDD
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I think there was a good deal of spray when Sephiroth pulled the glass out. (At least he's practical and does his dark rituals in the bathroom instead of on the carpet.)
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It's a good thing Tseng sent Elena anyway. She's still trying to impress and she obviously just wants to finish the job and get the hell out of there. Reno might snoop for the real dirt and then there'd be hints in the fanclubs about the preferred brand of lube and such. XD
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I'd definitely want a Hazmat suit if I had to clean a Love Hotel room.
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