Dolphin Cries:
when a guy sticks his finger in a girls butthole while they are doing it and she makes a cry like a dolphin. "eak eak eak"

Dog in the Bathtub:
when a man is preforming anal sex he tries to stick his balls in the butthole
"like tring to keep a dog in the bath tub."

I love my new job ( Read more... )

reading comic books and taking bubble baths.

writing love letters to my boyfriend.

pondering about the meaning of life.

saving dogs the wrath of "fatal plus" euthanasia.

all in a days work. <3

i would hate to work in the icu ( Read more... )

wow
staring at other peoples myspaces and wanting to barf.
excuse me, peoples myspaces from kids i wnet to high school with.
all gay and havent changed a bit.

i wonder if im still the same.
well im no longer a failing depressed druggie.
so yeah, ive changed but why does everyone else look the same?

i got to peek into the hospitals morgue today ( Read more... )

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hurray.
before i had dial up, and then nothing at all.
Today i got cable internet
and cable tv.
this makes me sooo HAPPY.

lots of pictures and new posts soon!!!!

went to see jarhead with my brother ( Read more... )

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