the things i hear at work...

[xlostbyanechox]

Dolphin Cries:
when a guy sticks his finger in a girls butthole while they are doing it and she makes a cry like a dolphin. "eak eak eak"

Dog in the Bathtub:
when a man is preforming anal sex he tries to stick his balls in the butthole
"like tring to keep a dog in the bath tub."

Comments

[_knivesxout]

EWWWW!!! JOHN TRIES TO DO THAT FIRST ONE TO ME ALL THE TIME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SIIICK!!!

[xfivefootfuryx]

ugh me too hahahaha.

[_knivesxout]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
i'm always like, 'omgwtfbbq what are you doing!?"

[justlikechoking]

I read you first entry about being a vet. tech and then I saw these and thought it was just a coincidence they were both about animals and then realized you hear them at work. haha anyways those are disgusting but very funny.