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xlivvielockex

Spork: We Used To Be Friends

Jul 12, 2007 00:07

I am a member over on the Godawful Fanfiction Forums (GAFF) and if you don't know, they spork really really bad fanfic over there ( Read more... )

author: kelly, rated: r, tv: veronica mars, 2007, fic: spork

Comments 15

rayruz July 12 2007, 12:49:18 UTC

Oh god... oh god... I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. You rock... and this author person... just a little less faith in hnumanity... I'm somehwere in the negative thousands by now.

lauratd July 12 2007, 17:04:57 UTC

I'm pretty sure the story is a spoof. The spelling gets progressively worse in each chapter. If you look at the first paragraph it's about what you would expect from a not terribly bright 13 year old, but as the chapter goes on it gets more ghettofied, text messagey and cracktastic.

So either it's a spoof or her crack habit is getting worse. I'm sticking with the first explanation because then I can enjoy it without worrying about Katrina slitting her wrists over her sucky bf.

xlivvielockex July 12 2007, 17:16:21 UTC

I am really really hoping that it is a spoof. If it is, it is a decent spoof. Then again, if they are spoofing VM fic, not so good. I haven't read any of them with tentacle monsters and the cast of the CW being forced into labor camps.

But I want to know what happened to the Cold Stone Creamery!

xlivvielockex July 12 2007, 17:17:13 UTC

Also, being a member of GAFF, I have seen a lot worse fic than this to be honest. So I am on the fence on if it is a spoof or not.

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Oh, my nabikineumann July 13 2007, 02:24:58 UTC

The joy of crappy fic made all the better by your snarf-inducing commentary. Girl, sometimes I found it hard to breathe.

While all alone, the bad (even intentional) grates on me like torture... mix in mockery and it's like candy.

Re: Oh, my xlivvielockex July 18 2007, 01:23:14 UTC

Aww, I am glad you like my snark there. It was my first spork so I was all nervous as a virgin. But at least you were gentle. :)

diseased_inside July 14 2007, 01:56:28 UTC

I hate you I have to pee now.

I also spit water. I blame you for my hobble to the bathroom.

For that you get boobies.

xlivvielockex July 18 2007, 01:23:41 UTC

Shut up, you know you love it when I snark on people.

lauratd July 14 2007, 08:17:32 UTC

OMG I joined GAFF so I could enjoy more bad fanfic and while checking out the forums I found a review of a Hitler/FDR fic.

I knew it was going to squick me, but I opened it anyway. Seriously... I have a pretty broad mind, growing up and living in the Bay Area, I've seen a lot and I don't shock or gross out easily, but

Ewwwwwwwwwww!

xlivvielockex July 18 2007, 01:24:45 UTC

I can't even go near that fic. The subject alone is enough to really squick the hell out of me. I have a HUGE problem with RPF/RPS (my cousin had some written about him and I discovered it. It was just...yeah, I don't talk about it). So I knew to just stay faaar away from there.

anonymous August 31 2007, 01:27:59 UTC

plz finish circumcizing mah fic so i can read it wen i cum back h0me from bored school 4 da winner

and also tell ur frends susie and laura and 2lip and erin dat i said gudbi