Spork: We Used To Be Friends

[xlivvielockex]

I am a member over on the Godawful Fanfiction Forums (GAFF) and if you don't know, they spork really really bad fanfic over there

Comments

[rayruz]

Oh god... oh god... I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. You rock... and this author person... just a little less faith in hnumanity... I'm somehwere in the negative thousands by now.

[lauratd]

I'm pretty sure the story is a spoof. The spelling gets progressively worse in each chapter. If you look at the first paragraph it's about what you would expect from a not terribly bright 13 year old, but as the chapter goes on it gets more ghettofied, text messagey and cracktastic.

So either it's a spoof or her crack habit is getting worse. I'm sticking with the first explanation because then I can enjoy it without worrying about Katrina slitting her wrists over her sucky bf.

[xlivvielockex]

I am really really hoping that it is a spoof. If it is, it is a decent spoof. Then again, if they are spoofing VM fic, not so good. I haven't read any of them with tentacle monsters and the cast of the CW being forced into labor camps.

But I want to know what happened to the Cold Stone Creamery!

[xlivvielockex]

Also, being a member of GAFF, I have seen a lot worse fic than this to be honest. So I am on the fence on if it is a spoof or not.

[lauratd]

chapter 14 is up and I am sure this is a parody because this line is frikin genius:

" I looked into president fag’s shit-colored eyes and there was a gleam of lying in them."

I'm sorry, but has there ever been a better line written anywhere ever?

but OMG Im so sad cuz she iz
"going on vakshun for a week so I probs wont be updatin 4 a few days!!"

XXX LAURAS POV XXX
dat sux!

[boy_named_susie]

OMG, Laura, that was my favorite line from chapter 14 as well. I think this is fake too. As you pointed out, the spelling has gotten worse and she's started doing other annoying things since people started telling her how terrible her story is (putting A/N in the middle of the story for example).

Even so, I love this damn thing and dat vakshun cud nut hev cum at a wors time bcuz i luv dis storee so much n i wil mis it so much.

[rayruz]

It still made me cry with laughter it's so bad.

[boy_named_susie]

This story has been making me cry with laughter since I discovered it about a week ago. I have it set up so I get email alerts when she updates and you have no idea how giddy I get when I get notice that a new chapter has gone up.