Ian: omg did i just see a pic of you in a phillies shirt
Me: YES YOU DID
Ian: wow
Ian: very disappointing
Me: i think the only that is disappointing is the mets' record right now
Me: OOOOOOHHHHHH
Ian: ouch
Ian: i can't even respond to that

I just want to remember that that happened. Personal victory.

So the last time I posted, it was the night before I left for DC. I have now gotten through that weekend AND Chicago. I forget this exists, sorry ( Read more... )

I'm going to Washington DC for the weekend tomorrow. I have not packed, nor do I know exactly what I'm doing down there. Or when I'm leaving. Or how I'm even getting there. I'm fucking stoked ( Read more... )

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Me: Holy shit, can you make a new logo for Pitman Rec?
Andrew Schmidt: How much will you pay me?
Me: $50. And a BJ.

That is this week's update. Carry on.

Uh, I haven't updated in three weeks? Holy crap. New personal record ( Read more... )

I'm going to be sure to never hook up with someone I work with again. I'm also never going to tell my manager that I hooked up with someone I work with again, no matter how badly I want to be cut from the floor.

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I think God is trying to tell me to be a politician.

Being smitten with an 18 year old when you're 21 is just balls.