Preparations

[xlcatloveress]

Title: Preparations
Rating: R/ NC-17
Summary: Training for a diplomatic mission has never been that much fun
Warnings: blatant sex
Word Count: 1010 according to this word counter
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
A/N: Written for the NCC-17 prompt at st_respect as my entry for the ship wars where no entry was permitted to be longer than 1010 words at most.

Comments

[ladyblahblah]

“You insist on calling me Captain and I swear I’ll make this into the kinkiest roleplaying game you’ve ever had the misfortune of learning about, Mr. Spock!”

“... Jim,” Spock hurried to amend.

Noooooooooo, Spock, call him Captain again. o.o

And don't talk to me about embarrassing search entries, missy. I have a tab open with thoracic-and-lung surgical implements, and it's all your fault. XD

[xlcatloveress]

LOL wait, whut? <.< >.> You are researching what now why? o_O *waits excitedly to read what this research will come up with* - and you'll note I said 'excitedly', not 'patiently' .. while I excel at the excitement, pulling off 'patient' seems to not be in my repertoire. Sooo .. *cracks whip* write, will ya? ;)

As for the roleplaying game .. that was my plan B which sadly got defeated by the fact that writing ficlets takes forever for my non-native-speaker brain ;)

[ladyblahblah]

Research for Mirror!Bones. o.o I found a catalogue of surgical implements and have been browsing through it looking for the ones that look and sound the most horrifying. XD

So far I think the rib shears are my favorite.

As for the roleplaying game .. that was my plan B which sadly got defeated by the fact that writing ficlets takes forever for my non-native-speaker brain ;)

I think the clear solution is for you to write it now, when you can take the time to make it as long and involved as you like. Yes. This is what I think. -_-

[xlcatloveress]

Oh my gawd, you were serious when you said you were working on it!?! *squees all over you, then remembers how this is srs bsns and oh-so-not-squee-worthy and composes herself a teeny tiny bit* You are seriously working on Mirror!Bones? Holy .. *there goes the SQUEE again! My lack of self-control is appalling - appalling, I sayz!*

Soo .. that is what you think, is it? I might just have to do that then ;) Though it'll take a while, seeing how I'm owing about 4 fics prior to tackling that *chuckles* But definitely .. roleplaying .. *shuffles that plot bunny to the front of the optional to-do list* You know, I just .. might!

[afallenseraphim]

By now my brain is going into smut overload. I think I just reached that short-circuit point with your entry.

Yeah... system's crashing...

I'm done with this war I'll be back on line in 5 minutes

[xlcatloveress]

Just my luck that you reach critical mass right at my post! Do you know what kind of a mess asploshuns caused by smut overload leave behind? Do you? DO you?! And who has to do all the cleaning here in her journal? *wanders off grumbling to herself*

Thanks for reading, and taking the time to comment ;)

[scraplove]

Whoo, hot! I like the water-lube--that made me giggle. Awesome job!

[xlcatloveress]

*chuckles* Thanks :) I actually researched how underwater sex can be pretty darn uncomfortable, due to the washing away of lubricants .. so I figured I might as well make use of the creative license given to me by the fact that we are dealing with alien planets here ;) Glad you enjoyed reading it.

[ariadnechan]

I really like it!!
was fun and hot and moistened!!!!

and yay they don't need lube!!!

[xlcatloveress]

Thank you so much LOL And yes, yay on not needing lube - it would be almost impossible for Jim to hide that in his regulation swim trunks ;) Glad it worked for you and you enjoyed reading it :)

[catnipsoup]

I could think of a place to hide it.
.......
What?

[xlcatloveress]

LMAO!!!

[jaylee_g]

LOL, that last line is solid gold.

Amazing fic. I love the water play, very unique and erotic. I also adore the fingers tangling into a Vulcan kiss bit, it added such overwhelming tenderness to their lovemaking. Truly a fantastic story.

[xlcatloveress]

Thank you so much for commenting :D I am glad you enjoyed the fic - and now that I have finally finished writing it and creating that photomanip that inserted itself firmly in the midst of my creative writing process, I will go and read all the entries - including yours, my dear, one I am already quite excited to see :)