Preparations

[xlcatloveress]

Title: Preparations
Rating: R/ NC-17
Summary: Training for a diplomatic mission has never been that much fun
Warnings: blatant sex
Word Count: 1010 according to this word counter
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
A/N: Written for the NCC-17 prompt at st_respect as my entry for the ship wars where no entry was permitted to be longer than 1010 words at most.

Comments

[ladyblahblah]

“You insist on calling me Captain and I swear I’ll make this into the kinkiest roleplaying game you’ve ever had the misfortune of learning about, Mr. Spock!”

“... Jim,” Spock hurried to amend.

Noooooooooo, Spock, call him Captain again. o.o

And don't talk to me about embarrassing search entries, missy. I have a tab open with thoracic-and-lung surgical implements, and it's all your fault. XD

[xlcatloveress]

LOL wait, whut? <.< >.> You are researching what now why? o_O *waits excitedly to read what this research will come up with* - and you'll note I said 'excitedly', not 'patiently' .. while I excel at the excitement, pulling off 'patient' seems to not be in my repertoire. Sooo .. *cracks whip* write, will ya? ;)

As for the roleplaying game .. that was my plan B which sadly got defeated by the fact that writing ficlets takes forever for my non-native-speaker brain ;)

[ladyblahblah]

Research for Mirror!Bones. o.o I found a catalogue of surgical implements and have been browsing through it looking for the ones that look and sound the most horrifying. XD

So far I think the rib shears are my favorite.

As for the roleplaying game .. that was my plan B which sadly got defeated by the fact that writing ficlets takes forever for my non-native-speaker brain ;)

I think the clear solution is for you to write it now, when you can take the time to make it as long and involved as you like. Yes. This is what I think. -_-

[xlcatloveress]

Oh my gawd, you were serious when you said you were working on it!?! *squees all over you, then remembers how this is srs bsns and oh-so-not-squee-worthy and composes herself a teeny tiny bit* You are seriously working on Mirror!Bones? Holy .. *there goes the SQUEE again! My lack of self-control is appalling - appalling, I sayz!*

Soo .. that is what you think, is it? I might just have to do that then ;) Though it'll take a while, seeing how I'm owing about 4 fics prior to tackling that *chuckles* But definitely .. roleplaying .. *shuffles that plot bunny to the front of the optional to-do list* You know, I just .. might!

[ladyblahblah]

Soo .. that is what you think, is it? I might just have to do that then ;) Though it'll take a while, seeing how I'm owing about 4 fics prior to tackling that *chuckles* But definitely .. roleplaying .. *shuffles that plot bunny to the front of the optional to-do list* You know, I just .. might!

Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyessss! *encourages plot bunny, strokes its ears, feeds it carrots*

And yeah, I keep thinking about the Mirror!verse I played with. :lol: I think it's an instinctual reaction to working on The Ivy Crown--when I overload on sweet I can switch over to creepy and horrifying, and vice versa. Actually, I was wondering if I could maybe send you a little snippet? o.o I want most of it to be a surprise for yooooooooou, but I'm a little concerned about getting Bones's voice right when he's all creepy and evil.

[xlcatloveress]

Now .. not that you get me wrong (which I doubt you will, seeing you I already heaped squee and praise and OMGs all over the cute and fluffy you write in the Ivy Crown and .. holy crap, color me stupid but for the moment, the other name escapes me and I can only just call it 'that other fic that I love, written by you'), because I really really love your sweet fics as well - but creepy and horrifying? *brain melts at the sheer implications*

And .. keeping it a surprise to me? You evil, evil most esteemed and beloved dungeon master of kink woman, you! Hell yeah, send on anything and as much you'd like :D I look forward to creepy!Bones.

[ladyblahblah]

Huzzah! \o/ I will send you a PM before I enjoy the screams of the helpless go to the grocery store.

[xlcatloveress]

Curse my short attention span - I totally meant to say 'seeing HOW I already heaped squee and praise and OMGs ..'. No idea where that 'you' in there came from :P Damn it, I have to remember to proof-read what I write before it comes out a trainwreck like that *points*

And .. yay! Looking forward to the PM ;)