Kal Recreates Painfully Pitiful History Essays

[xkalhonaaho]

Our history teacher shared these with us today.  Warning for hilarious stupidity.

The Renaissance was a secular age. Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at Wittenberg for selling papal indulgences. He died a horrible death, being excommunicated by a bull. Donatello's interest in the female nude made him the father of the Renaissance.

Comments

[piartemis18]

Those. Are. To. DIE FOR!!!!

I am giggling my head off, figuratively, at these essays. I don't think it's possible for a college student to be that dumb.

[xkalhonaaho]

Yeah, I don't think so either. I'm really hoping she's lying or something =]

[dory_the_fishie]

Actually...my sister was trying to help her friend with an essay last year, and she kept me emailing me really dumb stuff from the paper. She'd be like, "Am I imagining things?" So. Apparently it IS possible for us to be smarter than them.

That makes me somehow satisfied inside. -giggles-

-randomly hugs teh kal some more-

[ressie_noldo]

*snort* Oh God. These are brilliant.

[stellarlyssa]

GAH! I so totally have seen this before! In the longer version, I mean. I must find that now, I must.

*walks away laughing*

[my_az_is_in_cz]

...

Wow.

Stuff like that just amazes me, lol. I had a science teacher in 7th grade, and every year in her class the 7th graders have to do this thing called the Phylum Phasion Show, where you get an animal and do this big report. The actual written part of the project has to be at least 3 pages long. So, apparently one year there was this kid who typed in, pretty much, size 50 font "I AM A SNAKE." It filled up three pages.

Needless to say, he got a big fat 0 for all of his effort. *giggles*