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[xiphias]

IAN: Our cat needs a bath.
LIS: I've been saying that for a while.
IAN: But how do you bathe a cat? I mean, I've seen the YouTube video, but I don't want to do that.
LIS: How? You call a groomer.
IAN: agrumer? Avram Grumer

Comments

[ailsaek]

*snrk* I'd pay real money to see that.

[felis_sidus]

Why does Boopsie need a bath?

[cheshyre]

She's smelling a little ripe at times.
Also, her white paws are looking a little greyish.

[felis_sidus]

Hmm. I diagnose either kitty litter contamination or tooth/gum disease. If it's the latter, that could account for the recent weight loss despite the increase in thyroid med.

May I suggest that you have someone other than yourselves do the bathing? Not only are you less likely to need stiches, it's also less likely that Boopsie will place the entire blame on you. She might condescend to notice you again sometime this lifetime.

[cheshyre]

May I suggest that you have someone other than yourselves do the bathing?

Thus the original pun. I believe in hiring a groomer to bathe the Boop, rather than trying it ourselves.

[brooksmoses]

I remember one time when my uncle was visiting, along with his two cats, who had some sort of condition (not fleas, something else) that meant that they had to be bathed regularly with medical shampoo. Big, fluffy Persian cats, one orange and one gray.

From what I recall, this involved our deep laundry sink, heavy rubber gloves, and probably a bit of yowling (though I don't remember that bit), and a good bit of water.

The result was a pair of wet and incredibly skinny looking cats who looked about as sad and annoyed with the universe as I have ever seen a cat looking.

[browngirl]

Kinda like the one in this icon?

[voltbang]

If you do do the catwashingmachine from youtube fame, you should make your own video.

Two words. Shower Stall.

[batwrangler]

And also: overalls.

[rebmommy]

LOL - you live in a very funny home, with very funny people.