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[xiphias]

IAN: Our cat needs a bath.
LIS: I've been saying that for a while.
IAN: But how do you bathe a cat? I mean, I've seen the YouTube video, but I don't want to do that.
LIS: How? You call a groomer.
IAN: agrumer? Avram Grumer

Comments

[redbird]

The cat will come back a different color, you know.

[zarhooie]

jenphalian is the queen of cat washing at Chez Melchert. This weekend, I (stupidly) offered my help in this endevor. Jen washed Grim (the scary gray cat who is mean!) and I rounded up the kittens. Doc is a pain in the ass to wash. He squirms and scratches and is generally a right bastard. This time, he even yowled! I'd never heard such a pitiful noise. This is also the cat who managed to burn off all his fur on his butt due to being retarded around the furnace. Doom, on the other hand, struggles for a few seconds until he's entirely soaked and then sits there meekly and purrs. He PURRS. He likes to be held afterward to make sure we still love him. Cat-bathing pictures are scattered throughout llama_go_moooo, so take a look if you'd like. :)

(they have to be washed every couple weeks or so because sideshownate and I have really bad allergies_

[micheinnz]

Cats don't just purr because they're happy -- they also purr when under stress. I've never had the, ah, pleasure of bathing a cat, just a big sook of a borzoi. Talk about pathetic.

[agrumer]

My roommate's allergic.