Eek, you're making me feel like a little kid again. My dad always made up the weirdest lyrics, and it honestly sounds exactly like something he would do. He still does occassionally, but I only remember a little.
He's always sang a Frank Zappa line to me, "watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow," which I found very funny when I was little.
To 'Fly Like An Eagle' by Steve Miller, he'd sing along to the part that goes "time keeps on slipping slipping slipping into the future," except he'd sing "slime keeps on dripping dripping dripping out of my sutures."
And, to the tune of Bad Boys: Bad goys bad goys whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? Bad goys bad goys whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
You put it on your tacos And on your enchilada You put it on your sausage And on your sopressata You ain't eatin kosher You're only eatin traif This diet that you're eatin Just can't be safe
Bad goys bad goys...Etc. My mom hated it. He wrote another verse but I can't
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He's always sang a Frank Zappa line to me, "watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow," which I found very funny when I was little.
To 'Fly Like An Eagle' by Steve Miller, he'd sing along to the part that goes "time keeps on slipping slipping slipping into the future," except he'd sing "slime keeps on dripping dripping dripping out of my sutures."
And, to the tune of Bad Boys:
Bad goys bad goys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad goys bad goys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
You put it on your tacos
And on your enchilada
You put it on your sausage
And on your sopressata
You ain't eatin kosher
You're only eatin traif
This diet that you're eatin
Just can't be safe
Bad goys bad goys...Etc. My mom hated it. He wrote another verse but I can't ( ... )
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TAKING THE COOKIES WITHOUT A TRACE
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MAKING A GREAT BIG MESS OF THIS PLACE
HOT PINK JESUS FROM OUTER SPACE
RAISING SCO JUST ISN'T HIS PLACE
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