HOT PINK JESUS FROM OUTER SPACE
THROWS HIS JUNK RIGHT IN YOUR FACE
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HOT PINK JESUS FROM OUTER SPACE...
TEASES BITEYCLOPS REX TO HIS FACE.
HOT PINK JESUS FROM OUTER SPACE!

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So, I wake up this morning with an excruciating pain in the left side of my neck. I can't turn my head left, or right -- though it hurts slightly less when I turn it to the right. It's so bad that when we went around curves in the car this morning to get to the Metro, it hurt as my muscles shifted around.

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The power of the hot pink Christ compells you! The power of the hot pink Christ compells you! The power of the hot pink Christ compells you!

[With ideas stolen from and slightly modified from halfgenieallman, ldy, randomdreams, and ramothhe... Feel free to add your own verse.]

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HOT PINK JESUS FROM OUTER SPACE
BURSTING WITH BERRIES ALL OVER THE PLACE

HERE TO DESTROY THE HUMAN RACE
SMIRK OF PLEASURE PLASTERED ON HIS FACE

HOT PINK JESUS FROM OUTER SPACE
BURSTING WITH BERRIES ALL OVER THE PLACE

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