GET - GENERAL EVERYDAY THINGS

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Characters: Everyone
Location: EVERYWHERE. ANYWHERE WHERE THERE IS INTERNETS.
Time: Morning. Afternoon. Evening. Morafeve!
Content: Open party post
Format: Everything goes
Warnings: [...]

[ Remember how the IT staff are working on the network this week?

Guess what?

The internet is down!

This is the second day running with no internet! How will

Comments

Computer lab and eventual Clippy trolling b/c they are arch rivals or something

[historycodebook]

[...]

[Reki's sitting at his desk in the computer lab trying to figure out what's going on and probably muttering less than nice things in Japanese]

[There is also a big sign on the door to the computer lab saying in BIG LETTERS:]

• The internet is down
• The issue is being worked on
• When it's back up, you will know
• Any physical damage to the computers are coming out of your wallet

[Part of Reki thinks someone cut the wires because this is ridiculous.]

[cnstructionzone]

[then door turns to stone and there is some SHOUTING]

HEY!! IS THE INTERNET FIXED YET?

[historycodebook]

[What?! HOW DID--]

Lily! What the hell did you just do?!

[She doesn't have that power, does she?!]

[cnstructionzone]

UH, I TURNED THE DOOR TO STONE. OBVIOUSLY. SO IS THE INTERNET FIXED OR WHAT?

[... Well. Opening it is kinda a problem now.]

[THUMP. THUMP. DO YOU HEAR THAT. THAT IS THE SOUND OF A TEENAGE GIRL THROWING HERSELF AGAINST A SLAB OF ROCK.]

His office; Door wedged open lol

[fairerthandeath]

[ John is apparently on the phone, glowering at his computer screens. ]

... No, look I'm about 75% sure it isn't us by now. ... Because I've tried everything! -- No I haven't -- look, ok you try!

... See? You can't, can you! Because it -- no! Look, all we did was move the -- Damn it --

[ There's the soft, happy noise of Clippy appearing! ]

It looks like you're trying to--

Don't even start, ok? I am seriously not in the mood.

[ DON'T SHOW THIS TIP AGAIN. ]

-- No, not you. Look, I'll call you back ok?

[ Why does this always happen? ]

[13376066135]

[ so uh.

Gumi isn't quite back to her normal self yet. And the lack of internet pronz--waitno is ruining her mood even more. So here we have a Gumi stomping down the hallway, with a fuzzy ball of fluff in her arms.

she makes her way into Shepp's office with the ball of fluff, and then stands there sort of half glaring at Shepp for a moment before holding the little guy out a bit so he can see him. ]

See this adorable little thing? This is Ninjin.

[ Ninjin just sits comfortably in his Mommy's hands, looking around curiously with a twitchy nose. He really doesn't seem to be concerned with anything. ]

Yeah, so, because you broke the internet -- and don't even try to say you didn't, because the first rule of anything around here is that it's always Shepp's fault -- Nin here got to hear his Mommy say some words that he shouldn't have heard. And he probably heard them a little better than anybody else because in case you hadn't noticed, he has some very large ears.

[ Gumi's day has consisted of the following

[fairerthandeath]

[ Wh...a...t? He does a fish impersonation for a moment, flicking through a variety of emotions (pleased to see gumi! ... Confused, irritated, confused again--) before settling on resigned exhaustion. ]

Sure. Although for the record, I'm pretty sure it's our provider not us.

[ He clears some space on his desk, including about a thousand post-it notes with scrawled numbers on them, then stops to say very seriously- ]

Sorry, Ninjin.

[13376066135]

[ she just gives a weird sort of halfhearted shrug and sits down in the chair in front of his desk, putting Nin on the desk and letting him hop around and explore. she's keeping a close eye on him, though. she doesn't want him hopping off the desk.

she's still pretty quiet. ]

Library--Ryoga hasn't been there yet

[soveryverylost]

[The internet lack didn't really affect Ryoga directly, since he didn't get along very well with technology and tended to avoid it, but he was getting a little tired of hearing other people complain about it...

Then he'd been stupid enough to ask someone if a MyFace page was anything like a photo album--hey, it made sense in his head--and he might never live that down!

He looked up from his sulky and aimless wanderings to find himself in a room full of shelves of books. A library, huh? At least it would probably be quiet here.

He'd never really understood how the organization system in most libraries worked, so he figured he'd just scan the shelves until something looked familiar.]

Outside; By the water fountain

[whipsandshoots]

[Kaito is sitting outside on the edge of the water fountain. His puppy is running around playing in the grass not to far from him. Kaito himself is sipping a cup of tea while he reads over a book.]

The Pool!

[ttlynotjapanese]

[Bee is chilling out in the pool. It's a nice day, right? And he hasn't gone for a swim in forever.]