Backdated to before homecoming [closed]

[zatinthehat]

Characters: Zachdraco, later Tsunade
Location: Zach's room, the hallway, the nurse's office, etc. etc.
Time: The Thursday before homecoming
Content: Draco finds out about Zach's sordid past for real now.
Format: Script
Warnings: EPIC BITCHFIGHT, mentions of teenage sexuality and STDs, embarrassing lectures, zachdraco

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[malfoysuperior]

[WHAM]

[The door slams open, shaking on its hinges as Draco storms in, eyes murderous, fist clenched around a stack of crumpled papers.]

ZATARA, YOU ARE DEAD.

[zatinthehat]

[jumps a bit]

[blinkblink]

Draco, what the hell are you talking about?

[malfoysuperior]

[throws the papers in his face - unfortunately, paper is not very aerodynamic, and so the effect is rather ruined as they flutter aimlessly onto the bed]

[despite this, manages to hold onto his RAGE, eyes dangerously narrow]

What is this?

[zatinthehat]

[picks up a piece of paper and reads it]

[disbelieving laugh]

[grabs another]

Is this a comprehensive list of every boy I've ever hooked up with?

[another page]

Where did you even find something like this?

[sinking feeling in the pit of his stomach]

Draco, it was before I met you.

[eyes_are_uphere]

[SORRY ZACH. You're not getting Joly today, in fact, this is probably the one person you really don't want on clinic duty today. Which, in fact, is amplified by the fact she's not in the best of moods. Really, see the fact she's actually doing paperwork?]

[zatinthehat]

[stops dead in his tracks]

[face falls]

[malfoysuperior]

[bursts into the room, finally grabbing Zach's wrist to jerk him forward]

Sorry to trouble you, Miss, but this is an emergency.

[eyes_are_uphere]

[You know, bursting into her damn clinic is enough to get her to jolt and get ready to snap. Until she realizes this is something she should be expected. Her pen is set down, chin placed in a palm to examine them. No bodily injuries, so what could be the problem?]

And what emergency would this be?

[zatinthehat]

[hurries out the door SO FAST]

[Draco you best be giving him cuddles]

[malfoysuperior]

[follows only a bit slower, very pale and round-eyed]

[zatinthehat]

[not looking at you not looking at you]

[malfoysuperior]

[staring at Zachary]