Backdated to before homecoming [closed]
Characters: Zachdraco, later Tsunade
Location: Zach's room, the hallway, the nurse's office, etc. etc.
Time: The Thursday before homecoming
Content: Draco finds out about Zach's sordid past for real now.
Format: Script
Warnings: EPIC BITCHFIGHT, mentions of teenage sexuality and STDs, embarrassing lectures, zachdraco
( Boo, you whore )
Location: Zach's room, the hallway, the nurse's office, etc. etc.
Time: The Thursday before homecoming
Content: Draco finds out about Zach's sordid past for real now.
Format: Script
Warnings: EPIC BITCHFIGHT, mentions of teenage sexuality and STDs, embarrassing lectures, zachdraco
( Boo, you whore )
[The door slams open, shaking on its hinges as Draco storms in, eyes murderous, fist clenched around a stack of crumpled papers.]
ZATARA, YOU ARE DEAD.
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[blinkblink]
Draco, what the hell are you talking about?
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[despite this, manages to hold onto his RAGE, eyes dangerously narrow]
What is this?
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[disbelieving laugh]
[grabs another]
Is this a comprehensive list of every boy I've ever hooked up with?
[another page]
Where did you even find something like this?
[sinking feeling in the pit of his stomach]
Draco, it was before I met you.
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[tightly] I received this fax from my mother just a few hours ago.
[a muscle twitches in his jaw]
I was told it is not a complete record.
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Your mother?
[frowns at the papers]
I'd say it's pretty complete.
[drags a finger down the list]
That was seventh grade!
[sighs]
You do realize I haven't touched anyone else since we've been together, right?
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That's beside the point! Zachary, you are fifteen years old, how have you even had time for all of- [vague gesture, closer to a flail really]
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I've been to a lot of parties.
[runs a hand through his hair]
Draco, I didn't exactly date them. They were just...there.
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Just there? Do you- [grabs wildly for the nearest paper, scanning it with frantic eyes] engage in- [almost chokes on the words, but manages to spit them out like little verbal daggers] mutual manual stimulation with whoever's just there!?
[voice breaks on the last, expression fracturing just a little]
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[clears throat]
No! And certainly not anymore.
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"No" and "not any more" are two different answers, Zachary! [shrill] Make up your mind! Or are you too busy reminiscing about those good times you had in the B!?. [the sentence ends as little more than a hiss but for the volume, that is to say, quite loud]
[throws the paper in his hand]
[finds it singularly unsatisfying]
[also now has a paper cut]
[seriously fml]
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I only ever hooked up with boys I was interested in, first of all, and second of all I have been keeping my hands to myself out of respect for your boundaries and no, I certainly did not choose you because you were there, I happen to enjoy your company quite a bit, as you may have figured out by now, seeing as I have taken you to my ancestral home and given you rabbits, for god's sake, not to mention the sheer amount of money I have gladly spent on you without even thinking about it, Draco, which, need I remind you, I have not done for any of the boys on that list.
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[fixates on the last, scowling]
I don't need your money!
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[rolls eyes again]
I know that, Draco, I'm not an idiot. However, the fact remains I have spent significantly more on you than on anybody else I've ever met, which should count for something.
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So I should assume I'm special because you buy me things? I'm not your- your kept boy, Zachary, money isn't supposed to be a factor!
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What? Of course not! Quite the reverse, actually; I buy you things because you are special.
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