♦ LUCY DIAMOND'S SUPER EVIL BLOG OF EVIL - 004

[downwithdebs]

ATTENTION:
ALL MUTANTS WITH A FUNCTIONING BRAIN.

All right, losers, here's how it is. That whole deal with rescuing damsels in distress and shit-- it's not my style, and neither is working with a bunch of pubescent hero wannabes. Thing is, though, some of you have some pretty sweet powers going on, and have a not entirely warped attitude.

So, if you

Comments

[PM from user Poison Ivy]

[toxicrevenger]

What stance does Diamond Enterprises have on environmental reform?

[PM from user Lucy MF Diamond]

[downwithdebs]

My evil plan is to take out all the major polluters and threaten companies that don't reduce carbon emissions!

And steal their stuff. Mostly stealing their stuff, but I guess it could be for environmental reasons.

[PM from user Poison Ivy]

[toxicrevenger]

Ethical profiteering. I like it.

Do you have any part time options?

[PM from user Lucy MF Diamond]

[downwithdebs]

Sure. That sounds good.

Uh... I can make some. Not like I have to answer to anyone.

[choreoandcode]

Insulting your audience is a great way to get what you want.

Technopaths wanted, hm?

[downwithdebs]

It's why all the ladies dig me, bro.

That's right. Thinking of handing in your resume?

[choreoandcode]

I'm sure.

Just curious.

[downwithdebs]

[8( That might deflate her just a little. And then there's a defensive moment:] They do!

Hey, even criminal masterminds need the right people. Without 'em we're just... I dunno. Glorified trolls.

I, uh... I have a giant rubix cube and a chair I stole from the Oval Office if you want in. Pretty sweet deal.

[This is why she needs employees. Because she actually sort of sucks at villainy 8|]