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♦ LUCY DIAMOND'S SUPER EVIL BLOG OF EVIL - 004

Jun 20, 2010 09:51

ATTENTION:
ALL MUTANTS WITH A FUNCTIONING BRAIN.

All right, losers, here's how it is. That whole deal with rescuing damsels in distress and shit-- it's not my style, and neither is working with a bunch of pubescent hero wannabes. Thing is, though, some of you have some pretty sweet powers going on, and have a not entirely warped attitude.

So, if you ( Read more... )

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[PM from user Poison Ivy] toxicrevenger June 20 2010, 19:45:52 UTC

What stance does Diamond Enterprises have on environmental reform?

[PM from user Lucy MF Diamond] downwithdebs June 21 2010, 23:54:12 UTC

My evil plan is to take out all the major polluters and threaten companies that don't reduce carbon emissions!

And steal their stuff. Mostly stealing their stuff, but I guess it could be for environmental reasons.

[PM from user Poison Ivy] toxicrevenger June 22 2010, 21:21:53 UTC

Ethical profiteering. I like it.

Do you have any part time options?

[PM from user Lucy MF Diamond] downwithdebs June 23 2010, 12:24:21 UTC

Sure. That sounds good.

Uh... I can make some. Not like I have to answer to anyone.

[PM from user Poison Ivy] toxicrevenger June 26 2010, 00:58:34 UTC

Cool. I did want to graduate from high school before doing full time anything. Seems like kind of a shame to drop out when I've just got until June.

[PM from user Lucy MF Diamond] downwithdebs June 26 2010, 22:57:56 UTC

If you say so. Kinda sweet not having to worry about all that homework crap, though.

[PM from user Poison Ivy] toxicrevenger June 27 2010, 02:57:14 UTC

That's true. But I was hoping to have my PhD one day. I'm just planning on taking a year or two off to work before I tackle college. It might give me the chance to get a better handle on my mutation, too.

I was there for Lucy H's rescue. The plant ninja sneaking in through the skylight? That was me.

[PM from user Lucy MF Diamond] downwithdebs June 27 2010, 03:47:47 UTC

PhD... yikes.

Oh, right! Nice. Good vinework. Very uh, pliable. [Smooth.]

Hey, uh... how is she, anyway?

[PM from user Poison Ivy] toxicrevenger June 27 2010, 04:18:50 UTC

Hey, having a doctorate means having access to all kinds of fun stuff because you're an "expert".

She's doing pretty good. She's stronger than she gives herself credit for.

[PM from user Lucy MF Diamond] downwithdebs June 27 2010, 04:26:00 UTC

... That's scary, but I like it.

Yeah. Good. Thanks.

[PM from user Poison Ivy] toxicrevenger June 28 2010, 18:34:46 UTC

I'm planning on studying botanical science so I can learn even more fun new tricks to do with my powers. Maybe a minor in biochemistry.

Thanks for helping us save her. Goons with guns aside, it was fun working with you.

[PM from user Lucy MF Diamond] downwithdebs June 29 2010, 13:51:19 UTC

Not making it sound any less scary, for the record.

Whatever. [She'd say "you're welcome" and "likewise" BUT SHE HAS AN IMAGE TO MAINTAIN] It was interesting getting to see the powers you guys have going on. Gives me the advantage for next time.

[That sounds appropriately villainous, right? ... Oh, Hell, she hasn't been sounding villain-y at all e_e]

[PM from user Poison Ivy] toxicrevenger June 30 2010, 02:53:38 UTC

And here I thought that would help my application to Diamond Enterprises.

Next time, huh? I'll see you around.

[PM from user Lucy MF Diamond] downwithdebs June 30 2010, 09:51:59 UTC

Oh, it does. You've just gone into the scary pile. All I'm saying.

Yeah, I guess. See ya, Plant Ninja.

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