[Video, since the other candidates are doing it too]

[mayaheemayahoo]

[Maya is sitting on the floor of her dorm, on a big fluffy cushion on the floor. There are lit candles set up around her, and the lighting is dim. She has her hands pressed together like she's meditating.]

The spirits have spoken. And they've given me the wisdom of the the other side...

[She picks up a scroll off the ground, pauses, unfurls it

Comments

[voice]

[lilpinkthing]

What'sa burger?

[voice]

[mayaheemayahoo]

The most delicious food ever created!

[voice]

[lilpinkthing]

Is it better than candy? An' onigiri? An' cookies?

[She so doesn't buy it]

[voice]

[mayaheemayahoo]

I was gonna have a campaign barbecue later this week. Why don't you stop by, and I'll make burgers?

[grindpantera]

No. [It's isn't personal, Maya. Grimmy isn't voting for anyone]

[mayaheemayahoo]

... Okay!

[knowledgeblooms]

[is a little baffled by this campaign, but oh well she already agreed to this. Blossom clears her throat]

Hi, Maya, my name is Blossom. I'm running for Secretary. Paulie said he had agreed to run with you and I wanted to make sure that it was passed along that I've joined your group as well.

[pause]

Is there anything I can help with? I'm already working on getting some posters made demonstrating our new joint campaign so that people will know we are supporting each other.

[looks uncomfortable for a second]

Is that...the theme song to The Steel Samurai?

[what? no, of course she's not a fan]

[mayaheemayahoo]

[A Maya is a Maya is a Fey, Blossom!]

Oh, great! I was hoping we could find a secretary in time for the election!

I think more posters would be a great idea. I kind of ran out of markers and scotch tape, so I have to go to the store to get some more before I can whip out round 2.

[She beams.]

Yep! I think it's a good campaign tune, don't you? Very dramatic and inspirational!