► hey there sugar baby saw you twice at the pop show;

[mutantgossip]

Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of your very own friends or so-called friends. Trying to track me down? It just won’t be that easy. But let's get down to the real gossip, shall we?

SPOTTED: James Hook, proving that he really is… Jollysexual. Don’t believe me? I’ve got the proof. But I wonder what Alanna thinks

Comments

[nuclearloli]

I don't see how it's any of your business if we are or aren't.

[maidenofred]

That's because it isn't. It shouldn't matter to anyone, but the two of you.

[steelandsilence]

[(Has anyone noticed? How could anyone not notice?)]

Does it matter?

[aheartwithwings]

I'm pretty sure everyone's at least curious about it. I mean it's not every day you see two people look so similar and all, you know?

Seems like she's just wondering why like everyone else.

[steelandsilence]

I don't know.

[aheartwithwings]

Aren't you even a little curious why he looks so much like you do?

1/2

[diedbefore]

[diedbefore]

Nice try. Too bad I'm used to this. Former cheerleader, remember?

VOICE

[grindpantera]

You fucking-
THERE AIN'T SHIT GOING ON BETWEEN ME AND THAT BASTARD!

[feltnothing]

What? You can't...

I'm not promiscuous.

[littlecrazyface]

Twat!

[feltnothing]

'Scuse me? Don't call me any fucking names when you don't even know what's going on!

[littlecrazyface]

I'll call you whatever I want when you're shagging blokes with my face!