► hey there sugar baby saw you twice at the pop show;
Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of your very own friends or so-called friends. Trying to track me down? It just won’t be that easy. But let's get down to the real gossip, shall we?
SPOTTED: James Hook, proving that he really is… Jollysexual. Don’t believe me? I’ve got the proof. But I wonder what Alanna thinks about this? Sorry, A. It looks like your boyfriend is into, well…other gentlemen. And you just don’t count.
If I were Sasuke, I’d be more than a little wary near Sasori who seems to be nursing quite the crush on former crazy basement-dweller, Itachi, bringing him tea and cookies among other things. He was even seen spying on Sasuke’s friends - stalker, much?
In the mass of tangled relationships, broken hearts, and unrequited crushes here at the school, there often comes one that stands out of the crowd. This one involved our favourite former (?) bad-boy, Tommy and the airheaded blonde, Claire, who were seen getting pretty close to each other despite T being in a relationship with Ino. It looks like gentlemen really do prefer blondes - and their best friends. Looks like T is pretty ‘pally’ with his sidekick, Wally. But wait! Billy is also cheating on his boyfriend Teddy with C, who seems to really be getting around. Ah, I do love a good soap opera. And this one is real.
Speaking of clandestine relationships, Natalia is in love with and is apparently getting married to her brother, Ivan. Talk about keeping it in the family, and although it may be legal where you come from, it’s more than a little bit frowned upon here.
And while we’re on the topic of incest, how about the fact that twins Rin and Len are sharing a bed and a room and have kissed publicly in their performances in the past? Let’s not make this a trend, Xavier’s.
Has anyone else noticed the strange similarities between Leon and Squall? Is it more than a coincidence?
Is there something going on between Pepper Potts and the dashing William Laurence? You would have to be blind not to see it, especially since they were spotted spending an unusually long time gazing into each others eyes in the front hall for everyone to see. And what about Ulquiorra and Grimmjow?? Or Shikamaru and Jinx? Don’t even try to deny it, you four. We all know what’s going on.
On a final note, it looks like the oh-so-promiscuous Maxxie has turned his attentions to the pompous Jean-Paul. They were seen on a date at a bar and apparently didn’t come back until very late. I hope you went prepared, M.
Until next time, Xavier’s.
Gossip Girl.
SPOTTED: James Hook, proving that he really is… Jollysexual. Don’t believe me? I’ve got the proof. But I wonder what Alanna thinks about this? Sorry, A. It looks like your boyfriend is into, well…other gentlemen. And you just don’t count.
If I were Sasuke, I’d be more than a little wary near Sasori who seems to be nursing quite the crush on former crazy basement-dweller, Itachi, bringing him tea and cookies among other things. He was even seen spying on Sasuke’s friends - stalker, much?
In the mass of tangled relationships, broken hearts, and unrequited crushes here at the school, there often comes one that stands out of the crowd. This one involved our favourite former (?) bad-boy, Tommy and the airheaded blonde, Claire, who were seen getting pretty close to each other despite T being in a relationship with Ino. It looks like gentlemen really do prefer blondes - and their best friends. Looks like T is pretty ‘pally’ with his sidekick, Wally. But wait! Billy is also cheating on his boyfriend Teddy with C, who seems to really be getting around. Ah, I do love a good soap opera. And this one is real.
Speaking of clandestine relationships, Natalia is in love with and is apparently getting married to her brother, Ivan. Talk about keeping it in the family, and although it may be legal where you come from, it’s more than a little bit frowned upon here.
And while we’re on the topic of incest, how about the fact that twins Rin and Len are sharing a bed and a room and have kissed publicly in their performances in the past? Let’s not make this a trend, Xavier’s.
Has anyone else noticed the strange similarities between Leon and Squall? Is it more than a coincidence?
Is there something going on between Pepper Potts and the dashing William Laurence? You would have to be blind not to see it, especially since they were spotted spending an unusually long time gazing into each others eyes in the front hall for everyone to see. And what about Ulquiorra and Grimmjow?? Or Shikamaru and Jinx? Don’t even try to deny it, you four. We all know what’s going on.
On a final note, it looks like the oh-so-promiscuous Maxxie has turned his attentions to the pompous Jean-Paul. They were seen on a date at a bar and apparently didn’t come back until very late. I hope you went prepared, M.
Until next time, Xavier’s.
Gossip Girl.