[not filtered. Voice. Very rehearsed. Very amused.]

[bootjets]

Team Stark, a great wrong has been committed, and it is your duty to see it corrected. I am speaking, of course, of the heinous kidnapping of our own Maya Fey by the notorious Team Starr. Not only has this robbed us of our only female member, it has also reduced the average sense of humour in the team to levels that I as your mentor will not accept

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[kidcap]

Don't sound so pleased with yourself, huh.

[bootjets]

Why would I be pleased?

[kidcap]

Dunno. Kidnapping is apparently a pretty funny thing here.

Look, even if it's a prank, your stupid game made that little girl cry.

[bootjets]

I'm sorry, did you want to file a formal complaint?

maybe you SHOULD have filtered it... [video]

[pearlyspirit]

[have a very distressed and upset eight year old. not actually crying, but close.]

Mystic Maya's been kidnapped?!

fff Al can't just let a little girl cry :c [permatext, permanonymous]

[evertosoar]

She will not be harmed; you may visit if you want.

We have burgers.

if she finds out who you are, al, you might get punched :( [video]

[pearlyspirit]

[she visibly calms a little, but still looks very upset. Also, stubborn]

It's still not very nice to kidnap people!

Though I guess the burgers'll make her happy...

well he has super strength too so it'll be okay

[evertosoar]

It had to be done for the good of ***TEAM STARR***

But she'll be back soon.

[Locked to Team Stark and Rogue to preserve the element of surprise]

[gettheeadonut]

Sir, I have in my possession mutant tracking powers that I feel were granted to me for just such a situation. No matter where they have taken her, I will find her, and return her to people who share her love of burgers.

[similarly locked]

[bootjets]

Tell you what. You get the others together in time; I'll go and meet their demands, six o'clock. Whilst they're distracted, I'll be counting on you to find Maya and take something of equal value at the same time. Send a blank text to tony@stark.net when you have her.

[similarly locked]

[gettheeadonut]

Understood.

[similarly locked]

[bad_touch]

See if you can't get that cat of hers. Might wanna bring gloves, though.

[digtengraves]

Ten bucks says Karen kicks your ass.

[bootjets]

You're on.

[text]

[secretphile]

i think i like this school.