[not filtered. Voice. Very rehearsed. Very amused.]

[bootjets]

Team Stark, a great wrong has been committed, and it is your duty to see it corrected. I am speaking, of course, of the heinous kidnapping of our own Maya Fey by the notorious Team Starr. Not only has this robbed us of our only female member, it has also reduced the average sense of humour in the team to levels that I as your mentor will not accept

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maybe you SHOULD have filtered it... [video]

[pearlyspirit]

[have a very distressed and upset eight year old. not actually crying, but close.]

Mystic Maya's been kidnapped?!

fff Al can't just let a little girl cry :c [permatext, permanonymous]

[evertosoar]

She will not be harmed; you may visit if you want.

We have burgers.

if she finds out who you are, al, you might get punched :( [video]

[pearlyspirit]

[she visibly calms a little, but still looks very upset. Also, stubborn]

It's still not very nice to kidnap people!

Though I guess the burgers'll make her happy...

well he has super strength too so it'll be okay

[evertosoar]

It had to be done for the good of ***TEAM STARR***

But she'll be back soon.

fff she probably would have liked him if he hadn't KIDNAPPED MYSTIC MAYA ;-;

[pearlyspirit]

That doesn't make it any nicer.

Promise?

she still can if she doesn't find out 8D

[evertosoar]

She also got to pick the show we're watching.

Promise.

true. 8D

[pearlyspirit]

Ok. If you don't, I'll... I'll... um... do something.

also fff Al feels bad now

[evertosoar]

We could send her back with a burger for you too?

poor al. XD

[pearlyspirit]

I've never had a burger.

WEAKNESS AGAINST CHILDREN NOOO

[evertosoar]

Really? That has to be fixed!

\o/

[pearlyspirit]

Are they good? I know Mystic Maya likes them a lot...

[evertosoar]

They're only the best food ever.

[pearlyspirit]

What are they like?

[evertosoar]

They're like awesome in your mouth.

[pearlyspirit]

[yea, you lost her. She has no idea what you mean by that.]

[evertosoar]

You'll just have to try one.