craigslist resume' summary of the current job market

[xi_o_teaz]

lupabitch posted a rather funny link to a resume' from someone who quite aptly sums up searching for a job in today's job market (Xi said after finding out he didn't get either state job he's interviewed for, not even the one with the interview with the insane people that he thought he nailedThe more trauma I've been through in my life, the less they tend

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[erl_queen]

The scary thought is - who *did* they end up hiring from that freaky job interview, if it wasn't you? How could those other people seem more appealing to them?

You're doing an awesome job of staying centered through this craziness. I hope it does resolve for you soon though!

[xi_o_teaz]

Well, they had 3 or 4 other group interviews, so there were easily another couple of dozen people that also interviewed that I never even saw. Still...

[veleda]

that is a great resume. very witty.

[xi_o_teaz]

My favorite line was:

"Created a new genre of dance in which people get so into it that radiation waves pulsate off of them, I like to call this the microrave. "

LMAO

[xi_o_teaz]

Oh wow, this really sucks. I had a very strong feeling about that last one.

Me too.

You know what - fuck this job-hunting shit. I say you and I start our own business. We can be assassins or something!

If so, I'd start headhunting wall street types, bankers, and anyone who majored in "finance." Guido's coming after ya, bitches!

Or fight bears, like that craigslist dude.

I could never fight bears--religious taboos and all.

No more workin for the Man, damnit.

I'm coming close, but I've still got at least another 4-8 weeks before I lose it, at the very least.

[eldritch22]

Unemployment's underrated; hasn't Tyler Durden taught you anything? ;)