Stoned wallabies make crop circles. That's fucking awesome.

This reminds me of the caribou of Scandinavia that get drunk on the fermented (apples?). I love Nature.

“The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.” ~Voltaire ( Read more... )

In my readings today, I ended up reading up on Ayn Rand's magnum opus, Atlas Shrugged. It appears that since this recent recession began it has become a best-seller on amazon dot com. I was reminded that Atlas Shrugged was rated the #2 most influential book by Americans (behind The Bible, of course). It is true that I largely agree with many of ( Read more... )

I've always been against the idea of Lie Detectors for a variety of reasons, not the least of which is that they can be beaten. I've always liked to imagine that with my l33t meditative skillz I could beat one, myself. That was the old fashioned polygraph, however. I have read and heard a little here and there over the past few years about all ( Read more... )

...because it's better I laugh about them than cry ( Read more... )

As has been pointed out by the good Dr. and myself, there are definitely other uses for Atlas Shrugged than emotionally and socially crippling people* Paperweight ( Read more... )

stoled from solandra:

In addition to their "ex-masturbator" t-shirts, they also have "ex-diva," "ex-fornicator," and my personal favorite, "ex-slave" (that is just so wrong on so many levels). No, it's not as bad as Fred Phelps, but it's in the same stadium, IMHO.

I've always found it funny how some people will focus so much energy on avoiding things ( Read more... )

lupabitch posted a rather funny link to a resume' from someone who quite aptly sums up searching for a job in today's job market (Xi said after finding out he didn't get either state job he's interviewed for, not even the one with the interview with the insane people that he thought he nailedThe more trauma I've been through in my life, the less they tend ( Read more... )

Good Friday??? I had a great Friday!!!

(and BTW, what kind of sick fuck would name the day their personal Lord & Savior was fucking crucified as anything even remotely resembling "Good"? That is some seriously fucked-in-the-head shit right there. Seriously. They need help.)

This has got to be the funniest fucking thing I've seen all year long. I nearly spit rice out my nose as I was sitting here eating my stir fry dinner:

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